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Iz U Potato – Absentee Father
The definition of classy.
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El oh El
Oh man, I said this matchup made me think of the old days, and boy has it ever. An excitable mod saw the post last night, and not only deleted it, but decided to comb through my post history and infract posts that were weeks old as well. Ah, just like the old days.
I thought Anvil Rock had a bit of class but when you have to resort to a known exploit in order to take out siege I have changed my mind. The thief in this picture came into the tower, before the gate was down, with only 2 defenders, and proceeded to destroy all the siege. He was followed shortly by another thief.
How sad. Oh Smile, you are on exploit camera!
As people constantly tell me, I will tell you: saying kitten like “AR is bad because 2 thieves used an exploit” is just silly. No way can we control the actions of TWO players. ProTip: REPORT THEM! I would if I saw them. We do NOT condone the use of any cheats or exploits at all, and will report anyone using them, regardless of what server they are on. Cheats and exploits totally suck and anything we can do to stop players from using them is a big plus (’cause lets face it, the game has a LOT of bugs so there will always be exploits out there, so the most we can do is encourage people to not use them via the threat of being banned, which is a pretty big deterrent).
Now, if you saw 20, 30, 40 people do this, like what was happening during the spawn camping BS (which has pretty much stopped, to TY all for that), then go ahead and brand the entire server as kittenheads. But TWO?!?! Sheesh. Just report them and move on.
thorson cheats. he uses incredibly tiny asura to confuse the enemy into thinking he’s an ambient creature on the battlefield.
“is that a rabbit? wtf? … must be… too tiny to be a player. but it says “anvil rock major [PYRO], gotta be a mistake, looks like a rabbit. WTF that rabbit turned me into a moa, lame.” gg
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thorson cheats. he uses incredibly tiny asura to confuse the enemy into thinking he’s an ambient creature on the battlefield.
“is that a rabbit? wtf? … must be… too tiny to be a player. but it says “anvil rock major [PYRO], gotta be a mistake, looks like a rabbit. WTF that rabbit turned me into a moa, lame.” gg
SSSHHHH!!!! Quiet you fool, you’ll blow my cover!!!!!
:D
thorson cheats. he uses incredibly tiny asura to confuse the enemy into thinking he’s an ambient creature on the battlefield.
“is that a rabbit? wtf? … must be… too tiny to be a player. but it says “anvil rock major [PYRO], gotta be a mistake, looks like a rabbit. WTF that rabbit turned me into a moa, lame.” gg
SSSHHHH!!!! Quiet you fool, you’ll blow my cover!!!!!
:D
>:T
I will give you an example that happened about 5 hours ago which epitomizes the bravery of the DR solo roamer. I stumbled upon a DR Guardian outside of a recently capped NE camp. Now you would think that Guardian versus Guardian would be a good fight right? Well not exactly
Well, truly not exactly. Did it ever cross your mind that there are some casual or non-hardcore players in WvW, who have no proper (eg. exotic/orange) weapons, armours, accessories, sigils, rune set, other upgrades, and food buff… and who don’t spend or avoid spending real money on playing GW2.
If you badly want a fair duel to prove and promote yourself, you should really go to do some actual PvP.
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Citizens of Devona’s Rest, I regret to inform you that you have traitors among you. Look at this kitten. They are just standing there as I give briar “The D.” They even think being a traitor is ok; they don’t even have shame. Literally, telling me to label them as scum on the forums for all to see.
Zultz and Emerald, you two make it to weekly WvW match-up thread — 2.71828 Wxp and 3.14159 Achievement Points awarded.
To make things worse, they zerg. I was like the only hod on the map, and they attacked me with 2 to 3 times my numbers.
There were 2 DR in your party, so 2-3 times your numbers would be 4-6 DR zerging you.
Judging from the post time and on-screen clock, it was 5am PDT.
I think HoD have an incredible EU coverage — 10am-4pm PDT / around 6pm-midnight EU, also spotted some guild named in German(?) claimed SS camp once in the daytime.
5am NA Pacific Time / 1pm-2pm in EU, it was still too early for your 25+ mob to show up, our honourable homeland defenders might be a little bit bored and you were their only entertainment on the map…… and do you want them to hit you or not?!
PS. I thank whoever kept that treb alive in our SW tower.
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Actions going on in DR BL now, right on time. :-/
Well after not reading the forums in a couple days there was a bit to catch up on, very amusing stuff. [Mend] I want to give ya props for crashing Fight Club and making all those poor people QQ cuz they got killed in open world pvp, unexpectedly of course cuz these rules they make obviously should be followed by everyone without their consent.
Also I learned HoD roamers are trash cuz another roamer died to a some people. In particular a warrior who this person had beat solo, but later died to said warrior when other HoD were around. Its clear and obvious that the HoD called in back up to kill you, not randomly meeting those other HoD at your location cuz thats just not possible. I mean, the odds are astronomical that more than one HoD player could be where you at the same time. He must have had a revenge kitten for you.
Seems to me people just have a problem with being killed when its inconvenient . As a wise man once said:
“… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, an underlevel will get stomped, or a truckload of zerglings will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that one little old roamer or fight club will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"
thorson cheats. he uses incredibly tiny asura to confuse the enemy into thinking he’s an ambient creature on the battlefield.
“is that a rabbit? wtf? … must be… too tiny to be a player. but it says “anvil rock major [PYRO], gotta be a mistake, looks like a rabbit. WTF that rabbit turned me into a moa, lame.” gg
SSSHHHH!!!! Quiet you fool, you’ll blow my cover!!!!!
:D
>:T
ONE, TWO, FIVE… (three sir) THREE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xOrgLj9lOwk&t=130
[Mend] really isn’t the type of guild you want to give props to. They broke and ran in a 5v8. Didn’t even try to put up a fight as their slower members got killed as the rest ran away. Got destroyed in a 5v5. They do come after you and fight when they are part of a 15+v6 though (bonus points for getting on cannons because, you know… 15v6 is hard). Still didn’t win that one either though.
/shrug
I thought Anvil Rock had a bit of class but when you have to resort to a known exploit in order to take out siege I have changed my mind. The thief in this picture came into the tower, before the gate was down, with only 2 defenders, and proceeded to destroy all the siege. He was followed shortly by another thief.
How sad. Oh Smile, you are on exploit camera!
As people constantly tell me, I will tell you: saying kitten like “AR is bad because 2 thieves used an exploit” is just silly. No way can we control the actions of TWO players. ProTip: REPORT THEM! I would if I saw them. We do NOT condone the use of any cheats or exploits at all, and will report anyone using them, regardless of what server they are on. Cheats and exploits totally suck and anything we can do to stop players from using them is a big plus (’cause lets face it, the game has a LOT of bugs so there will always be exploits out there, so the most we can do is encourage people to not use them via the threat of being banned, which is a pretty big deterrent).
Now, if you saw 20, 30, 40 people do this, like what was happening during the spawn camping BS (which has pretty much stopped, to TY all for that), then go ahead and brand the entire server as kittenheads. But TWO?!?! Sheesh. Just report them and move on.
But the thing is the 20 plus people OUTSIDE the tower knew full well how the arrow carts inside the tower were being taken out. They could SEE their people on top of the wall taking out the arrow carts. Just because they did not enter the tower in the same way as the thieves did they did manage to capture that tower thanks to an exploit. Does that not make them complicit?
[Mend] did what so many others would LOVE to do, and what many others HAVE done in the past.
everyone isn’t obligated to participate in your arbitrary rules, so losing your kitten when they don’t is … well … silly.
[Mend] did what so many others would LOVE to do, and what many others HAVE done in the past.
everyone isn’t obligated to participate in your arbitrary rules, so losing your kitten when they don’t is … well … silly.
I don’t participate in fight clubs because 1v1s in this game are kind of a joke when it comes to balance and I have a general dislike for prearranged duels. On the other hand, I don’t intentionally interfere with them either. What’s the point?
There is a difference between playing ‘red is dead’ and intentionally trolling.
[Mend] is well within their rights to zerg a fight club and suck in the open field if they want to.
Would have been more impressed by mend doing what they did if they had killed more than a handful of people. They were doing great killing one or two people a pass. What that guild fails to realize is that off the numbers they brought, they should have wiped every enemy player there. The fact that many of the people at the Fight Club didn’t die says a lot more about them than coming in with the intent to wipe out the fight club. They failed to do even that, and proved to be more of an irritation than anything else. The only time I died was out of sheer boredom rushing into the middle of that poorly coordinated mess. Honestly, it was pretty funny.
never been to fight club, i think it’s a silly thing. what i find most amusing in this situation is that people are very angry with [Mend], however if it had been PAXA it might have got maybe 1 or 2 comments and then been forgotten.
I thought Anvil Rock had a bit of class but when you have to resort to a known exploit in order to take out siege I have changed my mind. The thief in this picture came into the tower, before the gate was down, with only 2 defenders, and proceeded to destroy all the siege. He was followed shortly by another thief.
How sad. Oh Smile, you are on exploit camera!
As people constantly tell me, I will tell you: saying kitten like “AR is bad because 2 thieves used an exploit” is just silly. No way can we control the actions of TWO players. ProTip: REPORT THEM! I would if I saw them. We do NOT condone the use of any cheats or exploits at all, and will report anyone using them, regardless of what server they are on. Cheats and exploits totally suck and anything we can do to stop players from using them is a big plus (’cause lets face it, the game has a LOT of bugs so there will always be exploits out there, so the most we can do is encourage people to not use them via the threat of being banned, which is a pretty big deterrent).
Now, if you saw 20, 30, 40 people do this, like what was happening during the spawn camping BS (which has pretty much stopped, to TY all for that), then go ahead and brand the entire server as kittenheads. But TWO?!?! Sheesh. Just report them and move on.
But the thing is the 20 plus people OUTSIDE the tower knew full well how the arrow carts inside the tower were being taken out. They could SEE their people on top of the wall taking out the arrow carts. Just because they did not enter the tower in the same way as the thieves did they did manage to capture that tower thanks to an exploit. Does that not make them complicit?
I wasn’t there so I didn’t see the map chat, but they may very well have told them to stop and/or reported them. All I can say is I certainly hope that was the case.
Point is, as a server, AR doesn’t cheat, and we don’t tolerate those who do, whether they be on our server or other servers. We report them and let Anet deal with them. If we had a way of directly dealing with them, we most certainly would.
i can’t agree with how everyone else plays the game
there are quite a few griefing morons out there
it’s laughable when they try defending their idiocy
it only exposes them further, as the clowns they are
I can’t agree with how you don’t use any sentence structure, punctuation, or capital letters.
There are quite a few uneducated, illiterate morons out there.
It’s laughable when you try to make some condescending post about someone else.
It only exposes you further, showing that you’re more of a joke than we thought.
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The problem with Mend is that they are so desperate for attention they have to go to these lengths to attain it. No one cares about them because they aren’t good at all. If people think you are genuinely good they would post about you, making posts like the one below is just such a pathetic call for recognition it hurts. Last nights incident was as well.
Hmmm… I see no one wants to talk about the kitten-whooping [Mend] & HoD gave BP & DR @ Stonemist last night.
Not only did we get in while it was under enemy control, we got past you & the Lord’s room to the 2nd floor and proceeded to farm you mercilessly for hours.
I believe you have been formally introduced to [Mend] now.Was tasty. Ty for the badges & the WvW level
Commander Flappy had a dream, and we Menders like to make sure his dreams come true!
Zerged Fight Club, hahaha. Fight Club is just kitten fotm build dueling between condition thieves, necros, and phatasm mesmers. The fact you try to mention skill in such a low skill ceiling game is laughable at best. I can imagine the tears, the fact you zerged it makes it that much funnier.
y u mad bro
Sorry about slaughtering your uplevels, [RED].
Love,
The tiny engi that took you all out at south camp.
The problem with Mend is that they are so desperate for attention they have to go to these lengths to attain it. No one cares about them because they aren’t good at all. If people think you are genuinely good they would post about you, making posts like the one below is just such a pathetic call for recognition it hurts. Last nights incident was as well.
Hmmm… I see no one wants to talk about the kitten-whooping [Mend] & HoD gave BP & DR @ Stonemist last night.
Not only did we get in while it was under enemy control, we got past you & the Lord’s room to the 2nd floor and proceeded to farm you mercilessly for hours.
I believe you have been formally introduced to [Mend] now.Was tasty. Ty for the badges & the WvW level
Commander Flappy had a dream, and we Menders like to make sure his dreams come true!
I was being facetious dude.
The one time in my entire official forums history that I troll & you bring it up in this separate thread to insult my guild?
Wow, I’m so impressed with you Gab.
Sit n spin buddy.
This is Beetle Geist of the Famous [MEND] guild.
By popular demand I will repost my post i have posted elsewhere where you post posts.
As to an official response from Mend on the zerg port bombing of fight club on thrusday night i would like to give you the following video. Please replace all instances of pee-wee saying “I took the money” as “I zergged fight club”. thank you
Please watch the following video before reading further.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lMqZ-BAjVyQ
now with that said it has been over 12 hours ago that this happened. if you guys are still upsettiiepants please then take it as a joke, hunt us down, hate us for life, or get what we have done like i see alot of people have.
and for those who are going to troll and say ya this is what you have done cry cry QQQQQQQ till my pants are wet. then I will say I feel sorry for you. if you really want fight club do it again in the next few hours. I am pretty sure MEND will not interfere with you. Yes in the past I personally have ran zergs around people who were dueling so they could finish.
PS. yes I see you guys out there waiting for this.
PSS. I have the answer.
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i can’t agree with how everyone else plays the game
there are quite a few griefing morons out there
it’s laughable when they try defending their idiocy
it only exposes them further, as the clowns they areI can’t agree with how you don’t use any sentence structure, punctuation, or capital letters.
There are quite a few uneducated, illiterate morons out there.
It’s laughable when you try to make some condescending post about someone else.
It only exposes you further, showing that you’re more of a joke than we thought.i’m a teacher of japanese and english. sorry, for upsetting the grammar police.
would you like me to diagram all my forum sentences?
your fail comment only proves the validity of my statementtrolls gunna troll
I’m a teacher of Goa’uld and Tok’ra. Sorry for upsetting the fail police.
Would you like to mock all of your forum posts?
Your fail posts only proves your stubborn, misplaced sense of self-awesomeness.
trolls are going to troll
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i can’t agree with how everyone else plays the game
there are quite a few griefing morons out there
it’s laughable when they try defending their idiocy
it only exposes them further, as the clowns they areI can’t agree with how you don’t use any sentence structure, punctuation, or capital letters.
There are quite a few uneducated, illiterate morons out there.
It’s laughable when you try to make some condescending post about someone else.
It only exposes you further, showing that you’re more of a joke than we thought.i’m a teacher of japanese and english. sorry, for upsetting the grammar police.
would you like me to diagram all my forum sentences?
your fail comment only proves the validity of my statementtrolls gunna troll
I’m a teacher of Goa’uld and Tok’ra. Sorry for upsetting the fail police.
Would you like to mock all of your forum posts?
Your fail posts only proves your stubborn, misplaced sense of self-awesomeness.trolls are going to troll
Don’t the Goa’uld and Tok’ra technically share the same language? I guess it doesn’t matter, just as long as you’re not teaching the ways of Origin.
I wasn’t there so I didn’t see the map chat, but they may very well have told them to stop and/or reported them. All I can say is I certainly hope that was the case.
Point is, as a server, AR doesn’t cheat, and we don’t tolerate those who do, whether they be on our server or other servers. We report them and let Anet deal with them. If we had a way of directly dealing with them, we most certainly would.
I know this is mainly due to a bug in the game and last matchup I also took screens of someone doing the exact same thing. However that person happened to be wearing an ANET logo and was fully aware that he was inside because of a glitch and immediately left the tower without attacking anyone or anything inside.
So I hesitate to report people for a problem that is based on a bug and only posted it here, not to paint a whole server in a bad light, but in the hopes that someone in that group of 20+ waiting for the siege to be taken out would have said something to those inside. If it was me on the outside I would have made a strong point against the use of an exploit and after making a report I would have walked away from capturing that tower. What saddened me is 20+ people did not.
For luls, I present to you my newest installment in the Zane-series, Uplevel Genocide.
1v7
i can’t agree with how everyone else plays the game
there are quite a few griefing morons out there
it’s laughable when they try defending their idiocy
it only exposes them further, as the clowns they areI can’t agree with how you don’t use any sentence structure, punctuation, or capital letters.
There are quite a few uneducated, illiterate morons out there.
It’s laughable when you try to make some condescending post about someone else.
It only exposes you further, showing that you’re more of a joke than we thought.i’m a teacher of japanese and english. sorry, for upsetting the grammar police.
would you like me to diagram all my forum sentences?
your fail comment only proves the validity of my statementtrolls gunna troll
I’m a teacher of Goa’uld and Tok’ra. Sorry for upsetting the fail police.
Would you like to mock all of your forum posts?
Your fail posts only proves your stubborn, misplaced sense of self-awesomeness.trolls are going to troll
Don’t the Goa’uld and Tok’ra technically share the same language? I guess it doesn’t matter, just as long as you’re not teaching the ways of Origin.
I’m pretty sure you are correct. Maybe the Tok’ra use a altered version for themselves but it has to be similar or the same. And agreed. anything is better than Origin. I thought a Jehovah’s Witness tried to give me a Book of Origin at my doorstep once, so I shot him with my Zat’nik’tel… 3 times for good measure.
For luls, I present to you my newest installment in the Zane-series, Uplevel Genocide.
1v7
your a terrible person zane
CheshireFox must be much more intelligent than me. Cuz I don’t understand why you would bother to send me a tell in game if it wasn’t worth replying to my post on the forums. Gosh I’m so dumb.
i agree with the notion that you should stick dueling to sPvP, that is what it is there for. but if you really really are just gonna keep doing duels in WvW anyway, one good idea is to do it in a place that isn’t right by a camp or something? like, go duel by the krait skill point in EB, or like the jump puzzles or something far out of the way. but for the most part, you really should just stick to playing WvW as it was intended, at least roam and contribute to your servers success mates :-)
but that’s my two cents, i hope you guys have a good reset, take care
Reset! Wonder who we’ll face. Whoever you are, you’ll be sure to see lots of us this week
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For luls, I present to you my newest installment in the Zane-series, Uplevel Genocide.
1v7
your a terrible person zane
So I’ve been told…even by my own server QQ
not sure if badie roamer should leave this here
-Your Big Horse
not sure if badie roamer should leave this here
-Your Big Horse
My favorite part was that they were almost all [Mend] players. Goes to show what kind of players they are, guess it explains why the zerged a fight club! Gotta get them badges somehow, right? Nicely done.
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