Guild Wars 2

Here we go! The rumble… in the Maguuma Jungle! HoD vs SF vs GoM in the ultimate slugfest to define #1 and #2 in the bronze league!

Lets have a look at the Field:

Henge of Denravi: the current number #1 seed hoping to go for 4 in a row. Sure they get lost in the Dredge caves, but are contenders as long as ANET dosent decide to put the Super Adventure Box back in as a world event.

Sorrows Furnace: the current number 2 seed, fresh off their second week of locked threads in the GW2 forums! During the day their massive zergs blot out the sun across Tyria, but much like a prison inmate: all kinds of bad things happen to them when they go to sleep.

Gates of Madness: when they are not cramming another Omnomberry Tart into their already bloated snack-holes they are surprising the bronze league with their excellent showing in large numbers and queued maps! As a sidebar to this fight, GoM, FC, and DH are in a competition for the very up-for-grabs 3rd position in bronze.

My personal favorite part of this match: HoD and GoMnoms get to have a matchup! Ever since the Zombieland… unpleasentries, the RNG seems to hate HoD/GoM matchups as much as it hates to put the T8 bros back together. I think we have only played you guys once since HoD went T8 back in like May.

But the real contest here might just be can we break SF’s 2-0 thread-locking streak and actually keep this forum from getting locked before the end of the match? With SF in play it dosent seem likely. And while SF’s 2-0 record on the forums might be imposing, dont count out HoD in this contest! Last week’s HoD thread had at least half a dozen HoDers getting infracted (including myself twice!)…

There will be plenty of excitement this week, so grab a Norn Ale and head to your battlements! Let the fun begin and lets show everyone that the bronze league is where you want to be for the most competitive league in NA!

Good luck and Have Fun to everyone!

Here is the poll to vote for who you think will win the matchup:
http://strawpoll.me/673580

GoM’s mama so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.

I’ll KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!

SF’s mama is so dumb she talks in an envelope to send a voicemail.

HoD’s mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

SF’s mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a bandaid.

Wow lol it’s already started, the mama jokes.

Good luck you three, all bronze eyes are on this matchup. Go GoM!

This thread is so much cooler than the other one, i think ill post here

That HoD Zerg led by FKB holding our north camp in SF bl is hilarious

Before I get reported for hacking, its because whoever used a knockback on me while i was running up the staircase. You pushed me in I swear! Only way I could get out was to scepter 2 skill through the wall.

So it begins… (again)

Oh man… that SM threeway half an hour ago. Lord got bannered at least five times lol.

Also, the fight at AP was fun. Both walls down. SF pushed and got wiped; GoM’s portal bomb didn’t work out so well.

Good sized zergs from all servers tonight, though! Really looking forward to the fights from this matchup based on what we’ve seen today.

Only 5? SF is pure pro at warbannering the lord in our bay… that happened at least ten times in one fight lol… dey skeered.

Jeknar.6184:

So it begins… (again)

Yes the complaining has begun in both threads

This is gonna be the funnest match up yet! Love learning the interesting siege placements SF has been using

Good fights on SF BL but most of SF really needs to work on their open field tactics. Hopefully these numbers will continue for the rest of the week and you improve throughout the match up.

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Why do we have two threads dedicated to our matchup? Double the chance for more mama jokes?

Because this matchup is that great we need two threads to hold it.

Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

@Plains of Ashes… You sir get the award for BEST start of a match up thread. To HoD and GoM, you all kept us on our toes right from the get go! This is what WvW is suppose to be like. HoD grabbed our hills and got it to t3 before we could get it back. I am almost afraid of what I will see when I get back in to the game later today. :p

Oh and that solo (HoD?) Mesmer ganking our yaks near and around garrison, You my friend gave us all fits of rage. Well played sir, well played.

Let’s give credit where credit is do, and keep the thread light hearted and fun. All three servers did not get to this matchup being mindless lazy yaks. I know I am looking forward to how this week plays out.

Such great fights today SF and GoM. loving this matchup!

Great fights all around. I spent some time in SF Borderlands to day and so give some sense of the epic scales of the fight.

Here a screenshot of team Green pushing back team red from the gates of the Worm Gate on bay. They managed to push team red back to the supply camp where red reformed to renew their assault. This assault failed and red was not able to take Bay until later in the day when they called in reinforcements.

Fighting Siegerazer is so boring. Stop making me try to PvE! >:/

Bump and petition to make this to make this the OFFICIAL matchup thread. Mane, fuhget that otha gobbage thread.

Nah, Anet just hasn’t merged them because they know we’re too hipster to just have a single thread. I mean seriously, look at all those mainstreamers with only one!

I volunteer to make a third… since we are that bad kitten

Do it bro DO IT

Done…

Raina.3516:

Oh and that solo (HoD?) Mesmer ganking our yaks near and around garrison, You my friend gave us all fits of rage. Well played sir, well played.

That was probably me. You guys did an awesome job escorting the yaks though, I died so many times, especially on the NW camp → garrison route. My goal was not to let a single yak enter garrison, but by the time I left to defend HoD borderland, you guys upgraded garrison to T2 already.

Supplies and yaks are so important in a close match up, its refreshing to ppl paying attention to it.

Supplies and yaks are so important in a close match up, its refreshing to ppl paying attention to it.

thank you! I agree 100%. very hard to get people to play defense. I just wish you could have heard my guild mates in voice chat… “THERE’S THAT DARN MESMER AGAIN”.

Continue the good fight. This has been one of the best match ups all season. Way too close for anyone to call.

I’m really digging this matchup. We’re getting a run for our money from both sides and it’s SO refreshing to be able to have a nail-biter like this! We’re actually having to work for our points and I think it’s good for all servers to see what we’re really made of. Good luck this week to both GoM and SF, and lets keep the mama jokes rollin’!

Here’s the SM threeway from reset night

JahRo.6432:

I’m really digging this matchup. We’re getting a run for our money from both sides and it’s SO refreshing to be able to have a nail-biter like this! We’re actually having to work for our points and I think it’s good for all servers to see what we’re really made of. Good luck this week to both GoM and SF, and lets keep the mama jokes rollin’!

Speaking of rolling…
HoD’s mama so fat I had to roll over twice just to get off of her.

GoM’s mamma so fat, she farted and knocked down SM walls.

Devon.9061:

GoM’s mamma so fat, she farted and knocked down SM walls.

[GoM Mama] explains why SM is always infested with GoMnoms. I dont recall seeing SM flip so many times in ages. SM has been fun all day although I suspect we havent been getting our share… we need to get GoMs Mama to transfer to HoD.

I hear she cant say no to cookies.

Hey HoD and SF. I think all your zergin’ has made your small man groups a little soft. We saw several times your ten man groups dropping sup-rams on walls. I mean, if this is what happens to us if we make it to higher tiers then we’ll pass.

QuickLime.7253:

Hey HoD and SF. I think all your zergin’ has made your small man groups a little soft. We saw several times your ten man groups dropping sup-rams on walls. I mean, if this is what happens to us if we make it to higher tiers then we’ll pass.

Hey GoM I didn’t know small man groups played for PPT, or dropped siege. So I wonders if you had done seen some PUGs building a wall ram, to which I would say if we are going to start calling out each others pugs: get ready for a long thread.

I don’t think the moderator has noticed this thread yet, they got our third thread (RIP awesome third thread)

clint.5681:

I don’t think the moderator has noticed this thread yet, they got our third thread (RIP awesome third thread)

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The best jokes were in that one… and I didn’t even save them for posterity.

THEY THREW MY POST IN THE TRASH!!!!

So much QQ on the other thread. This one is by far the cooler one. <3

Yo mamma so cool they asked to use her to stop global warming