Guild Wars 2

I just want to roam 3rd tier problems.

Achilles.2197:

Why thank you, [DERP] and [PYRO].

Maguuma is such a giving group of people. <3

1v1 me br0

kartek.6428:

Achilles.2197:

Why thank you, [DERP] and [PYRO].

Maguuma is such a giving group of people. <3

1v1 me br0

Notice all the bags are in the tower, lolz

OK! Let’s forget the ppt and focus on the fights on the field!

The last few weeks we’ve faced off against FA and I gotta say you guys knuckle down and always bring the fights, so much so you even pulled DB down a notch Respect.

Hard week for Mags however I’ve seen some really coordinated play from you guys so far so I’m excited to see what can show us through out the week.

While the game focuses on ppt, that doesn’t mean we have to play that way. Now might be a good time for some guilds to dust off the cobwebs and set up some GvG.

Lets have some good fights!

SFShinigami.2015:

Dear his Papal Glory, Saint Mancus of the Malhavoc, I pray by the beard of Jedsus this message reaches you. Once again we have been sidetracked on our long journey home to the beautiful shores of Jed Quarry. Last week Captain Kelo of The Lady Seafoam Antonym marooned us in between the lands of Fort Aspenwood and Dragonbrand, and his excuses dripped with ulterior motives, now this week we find ourselves AGAIN marooned, this time at the hands of Captain Thorich of The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat between Fort Aspenwood and Maguuma, though, to be honest I believe he is just after some Magswag #yolo420.

With each supposedly accidental crash our rebuilt ships get smaller and smaller and I begin to wonder if random chance will somehow prove more successful at returning us home than these recent converts who call themselves Captains. In the meantime, we will again snuggle the citizens of Fort Aspenwood fiercely, we have gotten to know many of them well, they are very receptive to the word of Jedsus Chris and upon our crash landing, some even joined our dance party. The Maguuma citizens, however, I have heard are a rambunctious lot, sneaking up on you in your sleep riding their Maguumy Bears to steal all your swag for themselves.

Once again the banner of The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pierce the heavens as it did upon the founding of church with the first Saint of Destruction, Lord Hoschi at the Great Eiffel Tower of Vegas and like before we shall not falter, and we shall not fail.

Jedmen.

Attached: Foreground: The Lady Seafoam Antonym, Background: The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat

Operation “Convert Maguuma” has began

SoPP.7034:

OK! Let’s forget the ppt and focus on the fights on the field!

The last few weeks we’ve faced off against FA and I gotta say you guys knuckle down and always bring the fights, so much so you even pulled DB down a notch Respect.

Hard week for Mags however I’ve seen some really coordinated play from you guys so far so I’m excited to see what can show us through out the week.

While the game focuses on ppt, that doesn’t mean we have to play that way. Now might be a good time for some guilds to dust off the cobwebs and set up some GvG.

Lets have some good fights!

PRAISE JEDSUS!

Nice karma train JQ

No thanks jq, we’re atheists. We used to have a great lord flame ram but we kept getting bad matchups so we decided he wasn’t real. Rip lord flame ram. O7

Furiousbeard.7602:

MAG, this is JQ. They are DB on roids. They do not gvg but they come bearing loot bags.

JQ, this is MAG. They are not to be underestimated. Your roamers will die… a lot.

DA wanted to set one up so i wouldnt say they are against the idea of GvG

SFShinigami.2015:

Dear his Papal Glory, Saint Mancus of the Malhavoc, I pray by the beard of Jedsus this message reaches you. Once again we have been sidetracked on our long journey home to the beautiful shores of Jed Quarry. Last week Captain Kelo of The Lady Seafoam Antonym marooned us in between the lands of Fort Aspenwood and Dragonbrand, and his excuses dripped with ulterior motives, now this week we find ourselves AGAIN marooned, this time at the hands of Captain Thorich of The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat between Fort Aspenwood and Maguuma, though, to be honest I believe he is just after some Magswag #yolo420.

With each supposedly accidental crash our rebuilt ships get smaller and smaller and I begin to wonder if random chance will somehow prove more successful at returning us home than these recent converts who call themselves Captains. In the meantime, we will again snuggle the citizens of Fort Aspenwood fiercely, we have gotten to know many of them well, they are very receptive to the word of Jedsus Chris and upon our crash landing, some even joined our dance party. The Maguuma citizens, however, I have heard are a rambunctious lot, sneaking up on you in your sleep riding their Maguumy Bears to steal all your swag for themselves.

Once again the banner of The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pierce the heavens as it did upon the founding of church with the first Saint of Destruction, Lord Hoschi at the Great Eiffel Tower of Vegas and like before we shall not falter, and we shall not fail.

Jedmen.

Attached: Foreground: The Lady Seafoam Antonym, Background: The Red Seasniffer of the Proletariat

I approve of this message!

/mag

like what i said.. we flip ur everything

MAG and FA have a supply camp each and JQ is ticking at +685

Welcome to the rest of the week.

We have a nice Gift for the JQ NA players tomorrow.

Enjoy

if anyone would like to organize some 2v2’s or 3v3’s mail me in-game. NOT 1v1s

Fuzzion.2504:

We have a nice Gift for the JQ NA players tomorrow.

Enjoy

They need all the help they can get.

I will say JQ has good coverage due to sea, but once na players get on they will just ruin that ppt

Zehpy.9134:

I will say JQ has good coverage due to sea, but once na players get on they will just ruin that ppt

Yo Zehpy, I’m really happy for you… I’ll let you finish. But JQ has one of the best SEA coverages of all time!

Andy.9137:

if anyone would like to organize some 2v2’s or 3v3’s mail me in-game. NOT 1v1s

Why no love for 1v1’s?

Fuzzion.2504:

We have a nice Gift for the JQ NA players tomorrow.

Enjoy

PRAISE BE TO JEDSUS! Truly, Truly, you all have the spirit of Woks on Water in your hearts and the Justice of Waha in your fists!

jaycatano.6738:

Andy.9137:

if anyone would like to organize some 2v2’s or 3v3’s mail me in-game. NOT 1v1s

Why no love for 1v1’s?

IF ANOTHER PHANTASM/CONDITION MESMER/BLEED THIEF/PERMA STEALTH THIEF ASKS FOR A 1V1 AFTER HAVING HIS GROUP WIPED WITH 1:2 ODDS I’M GONNA START DEVELOPING TUMOURS IN MY HEAD. (or any other 1v1 cookie cutter build)

that’s why!

Andy.9137:

jaycatano.6738:

Andy.9137:

if anyone would like to organize some 2v2’s or 3v3’s mail me in-game. NOT 1v1s

Why no love for 1v1’s?

IF ANOTHER GOD kitten PHANTASM/CONDITION MESMER/BLEED THIEF/PERMA STEALTH THIEF ASKS FOR A 1V1 AFTER HAVING HIS GROUP WIPED WITH 1:2 ODDS I’M GONNA START DEVELOPING TUMOURS IN MY HEAD. (or any other 1v1 cookie cutter builds)

that’s why!

Well, should you develop said tumors, I can hook you up with a GREAT end of life counselor. PRAISE JEDSUS!

Fight me bro, no really I want a 1v1 :/ I play ele and am always looking for a good fight. I’ll whisper you when I’m on our send you a mail if you aren’t.

jaycatano.6738:

Fight me bro, no really I want a 1v1 :/ I play else and am always looking for a good fight. I’ll whisper you when I’m on our send you a mail if you aren’t.

well considering I’m running a support build it would be silly for me to do 1v1s

Xabu.3754:

$6.95 was how much a subscription to Infantry Online cost post 2002, never forget.

You mean when Sony killed Infantry and Cosmic Rift?

Never trust Sony again…

Sigh, SoS/DB/SOS thread so dead Q.Q im just gonna continue piggybacking here

Yeah… I don’t think any of us wanted this matchup.

moolie.5927:

Yeah… I don’t think any of us wanted this matchup.

Im enjoying watching it ^.^

Lenador.1436:

Sigh, SoS/DB/SOS thread so dead Q.Q im just gonna continue piggybacking here

welcome!:-)……….

Lenador.1436:

Sigh, SoS/DB/SOS thread so dead Q.Q im just gonna continue piggybacking here

All are welcome in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints!! Is there anything we can get you? Alcohol? Tobacco? Firearms?

SFShinigami.2015:

Lenador.1436:

Sigh, SoS/DB/SOS thread so dead Q.Q im just gonna continue piggybacking here

All are welcome in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints!! Is there anything we can get you? Alcohol? Tobacco? Firearms?

<.<i dont take things from false preachers>.>…..but ill take alcohol if you got any, ill be a hypocrite for a week

moolie.5927:

Yeah… I don’t think any of us wanted this matchup.

I wanted this match! It’s meeting expectations.

Jazzpaws.2675:

Zehpy.9134:

I will say JQ has good coverage due to sea, but once na players get on they will just ruin that ppt

Yo Zehpy, I’m really happy for you… I’ll let you finish. But JQ has one of the best SEA coverages of all time!

haha not arguing with that, that SEA coverage is insane

I am

totally

sober

I promise…….

sneaks away

CuddleStrike.8215:

I am

totally

sober

I promise…….

sneaks away

eyes red and glassy, yup sober (silly rats cant hold their alcohol)

soupreme.6540:

Guise i found out how to win sea/oceanic times —- its by playing better!!!!!! coverage has nothing to do with it!!!! (See attached (also sorry for teh terrible paint skillz, i no gud at art)).

Yeah you are going to encounter idiot JQ trolls who cant figure out that match scores are based on population.

Jet.4795:

Ok apparently DE|RP gets turned into kitten? lol

This is one of the funnest thing to play with against mags. You can call kitten any bad word you want and still get your message across.

For the JQ ashamed of their server that actually want to fight, you should consider transferring to a t3 server far away from t1. Consider SoS, CD, Yaks.

Pinko.2076:

For the JQ ashamed of their server that actually want to fight, you should consider transferring to a t3 server far away from t1. Consider SoS, CD, Yaks.

Why would we be ashamed of our server? I don’t understand your thought process there.

I feel sorry for Fort Aspenwood, as they’ve had to deal with us for three weeks now, but I feel no shame at being a Quarrian.

it’s a disater for this match-up and horrible to get fun in WVW.
Why did arena make a stupid match-up roll?That calls WVW to die.

starylight.9540:

it’s a disater for this match-up and horrible to get fun in WVW.
Why did arena make a stupid match-up roll?That calls WVW to die.

^ this. But in a way, FA brings it on themselves by trash talking so much in the forums. IMO it fuels the SEA players even more. People may think they don’t read these but they do.

As fun as reset night was with all the action, this match-up is just stale and won’t be fun for anyone for the majority of the week. Time for JQ to do some PvE

That said, nice work yesterday to both FA and Mag. You guys put up a good fight!

Vi Au.8341:

Furiousbeard.7602:

MAG, this is JQ. They are DB on roids. They do not gvg but they come bearing loot bags.

JQ, this is MAG. They are not to be underestimated. Your roamers will die… a lot.

DA wanted to set one up so i wouldnt say they are against the idea of GvG

Yes, please! Especially as this week the numbers game on the field just isn’t going to be balanced at all, so anyone will to GvG should definitely try to contact us.

That said, we do like to roam as a small group as well, but looking at the map this morning it seems like there’s little to roam to. JQ should take a nap for a few hours, let everyone take everything, then we start the battles once more to try and get it all back! I want to rank up, lol.

kerona.3465:

HzH has run from us multiple times tonight. SF and EMP around?

Lmao HzH does not run. Whai yew gotta lie?

Lenador.1436:

CuddleStrike.8215:

I am

totally

sober

I promise…….

sneaks away

eyes red and glassy, yup sober (silly rats cant hold their alcohol)

Shhhhh shhhhhh! Don’t tell everyone! <3

moolie.5927:

Yeah… I don’t think any of us wanted this matchup.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/matchups/Who-would-you-like-to-face-next-week/page/6#post2492075

ParaldaWind.4523:

I have never gotten so many bags in one night, holy kitten.

I may have broken 1000 kills just since reset. Maybe not, though, since after we would wipe JQ once or twice, they would hide in towers for a few hours.

Should be a fun week.

So shall we GvG then?

This made me LoL…. TSwift <3

Jazzpaws.2675:

Zehpy.9134:

I will say JQ has good coverage due to sea, but once na players get on they will just ruin that ppt

Yo Zehpy, I’m really happy for you… I’ll let you finish. But JQ has one of the best SEA coverages of all time!

Robot Chocken.7012:

ParaldaWind.4523:

I have never gotten so many bags in one night, holy kitten.

I may have broken 1000 kills just since reset. Maybe not, though, since after we would wipe JQ once or twice, they would hide in towers for a few hours.

Should be a fun week.

So shall we GvG then?

Can kitten have next?

It’s pretty obvious the only fights we’re going to get this week without being forced into AC range are going to be that RET an RAM sandwich, and we all know that turns into a RET, RAM, GODS sandwich towards the end of the week.

CuddleStrike.8215:

I am

totally

sober

I promise…….

sneaks away

Im so smashged atm. 2 mmore bottloes to go.

I love you cuddles/. You are awqeslome

stupid match up. its not fun.

Robot Chocken.7012:

kerona.3465:

HzH has run from us multiple times tonight. SF and EMP around?

Lmao HzH does not run. Whai yew gotta lie?

x per fection x.2096:

Here’s some video of tonight, Left 2-3 hours early due to how boring this ended up being. Siege wars Maybe if we let JQ take everything they will come out and play?

http://youtu.be/2YRMVwTaFaA

This one for JQ xo

http://youtu.be/DEU4asFGUjA

That second video was for you. Pretty much how the night went.

saiyr.3071:

Hooboy we gonna get owned

Maybe if you try very hard you can make 2nd this week? But come to think of it…nah.