Guild Wars 2

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

You show up, QQ about people using the space bar, yell at some people and then leave softly slamming the door behind you.

Dad?

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

yeah all of you should feel ashamed

a poor soul was deprived of crafting sharpening stones because of 4 dirty cheating scum

SHARPENING STONES

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

wow u really are upset over something every server does for fun, u need to relax.

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

JobCreator.1956:

By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?.

Hmmm, that doesn’t wash given:

JobCreator.1956:

are in my opinion actions deserving of account bans and/or character deletion.

Banning for this fits “overly worked up” IMO. Not a lot of laughter and light-hearted feelings coming across there. It’s not as needlessly overly worked up as say banning Sharia law in Oklahoma, but still pretty needlessly overly worked up.

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

I really, really hope you are trolling. If not, maybe mario kart is more for you.

Props Post of the week:

Tsuszi, Karen, Mccabe, and co. – SBI – For being the swagginest small man roam groupers ever. 4v10s have never been quite so thrilling.

Hakanoy – EB – For being brave (or mentally ill) enough to apply the GLASS OR PASS philosophy to actually roaming with an ele.

Whichever asuran legend mesmer from [CoF] was rolling BP 1v5 at SW camp – For being utterly uncatchable (even if 25 stacks is kinda cheap).

I will add I remember BP crying hax on ebay for our 1337 back capping.

The tears flowed like a river….cept we were legit!

Now I read this and I giggle

GLASS OR PASS Hakaneer.

Jinks.2057:

I will add I remember BP crying hax on ebay for our 1337 back capping.

The tears flowed like a river….cept we were legit!

Now I read this and I giggle

+1

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

skeet.1390:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

I really, really hope you are trolling. If not, maybe mario kart is more for you.

Why would you think I am a troll? I don’t have green fuzzy hair, a big nose. or bugged out eyes, nor is my skin green. SBI is an honorable server, with honorable people.

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

She did a very poor job of it.

Linnael.1069:

Props Post of the week:

Tsuszi, Karen, Mccabe, and co. – SBI – For being the swagginest small man roam groupers ever. 4v10s have never been quite so thrilling.

Hakanoy – EB – For being brave (or mentally ill) enough to apply the GLASS OR PASS philosophy to actually roaming with an ele.

Whichever asuran legend mesmer from [CoF] was rolling BP 1v5 at SW camp – For being utterly uncatchable (even if 25 stacks is kinda cheap).

GLASS OR PASS is the CHAR way of life

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

Aww, how cute.

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

The very probable chance between me and you is that youre 30, or 40. im 16.
Just learn to have fun man, maybe you might like life a little. Its not like we told people in map chat what we saw. Then you could call us “cheaters”.

The naked dance party secret is safe with us….

Oh kitten , I told the world now.

Pleeeeease just… ugh – Nevermind I give up.

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

The very probable chance between me and you is that youre 30, or 40. im 16.
Just learn to have fun man, maybe you might like life a little. Its not like we told people in map chat what we saw. Then you could call us “cheaters”.

Well, I am sorry I called you a cheater, but truth is truth. And if you truly are 16 and your mother is dead, then my sincere condolences. It doesn’t matter if you told people in map chat or not, that is not the point. Right is right and wrong is wrong in real life or in a game. And you got the age waaaay off base, son. I’m not a dude either

Einre.9524:

Dad?

For all you know I just might be your father, I used to kitten dolyaks.

JobCreator.1956:

Einre.9524:

Dad?

For all you know I just might be your father, I do kitten dolyaks.

FTFY

The Game Slayer.7632:

We exploited.

Game, set, match BP. Cheating cheaters cheat.

JobCreator.1956:

We exploited.

Good Job!

JobCreator.1956:

The Game Slayer.7632:

We exploited.

Game, set, match BP. Cheating cheaters cheat.

I’ll duel you for the honor of my Server!

P.S you all suck…….. so QQ and pop some Vicodin for dat dere kitten hurt nahm sayin?

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

She did a very good job of it.

Why thank you, Dio.

Linnael.1069:

Whichever asuran legend mesmer from [CoF] was rolling BP 1v5 at SW camp – For being utterly uncatchable (even if 25 stacks is kinda cheap).

25 stacks – Never leave spawn without them

Last time Borlis Pass went up against SBI. SBI constantly glitched into Borlis Passes towers and keeps. And now people from SBI are calling a few people from Borlis Pass cheaters for jumping and getting into SBI’s citadel and delaying crafting for a few minutes.

Fizwitz.8240:

Last time Borlis Pass went up against SBI. SBI constantly glitched into Borlis Passes towers and keeps. And now people from SBI are calling a few people from Borlis Pass cheaters for jumping and getting into SBI’s citadel and delaying crafting for a few minutes.

I agree!
http://imgur.com/I4F55VJ

@ Hawk and GH.
Getting whiped that many times inside of Ebay BL south west camp must have SUCKED;p.

No but on a serious note, you’s put up some awesome fights and i was honored to be apart of it, and you’s put in some great effort which finally worked after bringing your entire server there xD.

Great work to all of the guilds apart of CoG which showed up, we took out groups 2x our size.
Krew and HK also helped a lot

JobCreator.1956:

Why am I not surprised when players from Borlis Pass are so quick to defend exploits? Must be your love of zoom-hacked Arrow Carts, among other hacks…

Having been accused of zoom hacks by SBI in the past by direct PM, let me be the first to remind you and everyone that Arrow Carts can shoot through gates, provided they are the kind of gates with the open space above it and the over arching wall. This is not a zoom hack but in fact a legitimate design on the part of anet. And if its not a legit design, then Anet has had a years worth of reporting and youtube videos to realize it. If you don’t like us destroying Arrow Carts and other siege behind said gates, don’t put them behind said gates. Lots of places in a tower that cannot be seen through the open space. If its taken you almost a year to realize this, I am terribly sorry. Perception only stacks 25 times after all, and you need a superior sigil to do it anyway! Not all of us are rich. Incidentally, feel free to use this strategy against us, though odds are it won’t be successful because we’ve taught our people to build AC’s where they can’t be seen.

Secondly, as someone who has been on Borlis Pass since November and is presently serving as a leader for of one our larger guilds, I can honestly say I have no idea who this [slay] guild is.

Please keep the negative comments coming, we don’t really want anymore transfers

Omg.. a good forum BPvsSBI drama flick and some tasty popcorn… good way to end the night

Aeros.2046:

JobCreator.1956:

Why am I not surprised when players from Borlis Pass are so quick to defend exploits? Must be your love of zoom-hacked Arrow Carts, among other hacks…

Secondly, as someone who has been on Borlis Pass since November and is presently serving as a leader for of one our larger guilds, I can honestly say I have no idea who this [slay] guild is.

As someone who’s been WvWing on BP since Novemeber, I know exactly who [Slay] is and I’m friends with the leader.

You really need to be more social.

Evilzara.6378:

Aeros.2046:

JobCreator.1956:

Why am I not surprised when players from Borlis Pass are so quick to defend exploits? Must be your love of zoom-hacked Arrow Carts, among other hacks…

Secondly, as someone who has been on Borlis Pass since November and is presently serving as a leader for of one our larger guilds, I can honestly say I have no idea who this [slay] guild is.

As someone who’s been WvWing on BP since Novemeber, I know exactly who [Slay] is and I’m friends with the leader.

You really need to be more social.

o no i dont know a guild in a video game i am a shut in

Well, I am completely aghast at these actions. To think that this kind of behavior is tolerated on any server makes me die a bit inside. Seriously, SBI, the zombie karma train is in Eternal. Why you you allow people to build golems and store them in your citadel. Its completely counter productive to your running around in glass armor and uplevels.

Evilzara.6378:

Aeros.2046:

JobCreator.1956:

Why am I not surprised when players from Borlis Pass are so quick to defend exploits? Must be your love of zoom-hacked Arrow Carts, among other hacks…

Secondly, as someone who has been on Borlis Pass since November and is presently serving as a leader for of one our larger guilds, I can honestly say I have no idea who this [slay] guild is.

As someone who’s been WvWing on BP since Novemeber, I know exactly who [Slay] is and I’m friends with the leader.

You really need to be more social.

I do need to be more social, but I only have so many hours in a day I must confess I have never had any interactions with them. The point though is its stupid to claim “a server” knowingly condones shenanigans.

Also, as an apology, who am I gifting the guild crafting stations boost to? I feel really bad you were unable to find a port to LA to build your sharpening stones.

Game. Set. Match.

JetLu.1874:

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

She did a very good job of it.

Why thank you, Dio.

Oh my goodness, you quoted me but changed what I said to the exact opposite in order to lie to the people of the forums! Everyone knows lying is wrong.

Therefore you should immediately shave your head, remove your shoes and dress in sackcloth.

Wander across the land proclaiming your shame! Beat your back bloody with a weighted leather strap as you walk. Only drink vinegar to slake your thirst. Venture through thorns, brambles, cacti, very small and sharp rocks, thickets, hedges, lava rock, hot asphalt and that really bad Astroturf people in the southwest still put in their front yards.

Allow a score of brawny German women to beat you with trout for a fortnight. Have middle aged nuns repeatedly whack your knuckles with steel rulers. Watch Sharknado until you can recite every single line in order. Allow a throng of midgets to bite your ankles until they are unrecognizable as human.

Feed a pack of mange ridden feral cats until they follow you everywhere. Watch Jersey Shore over and over until you can “really relate to Snooki”. Become twitter BFFs with both Amanda Bynes and Ted Nugent.

Learn Esperanto, un-ironically.

Create a Wrong is Wrong meme featuring your picture. Make it go viral.

Buy high powered sports car and only drive it in bumper to bumper traffic. Slap yourself in the face with Donald Trump’s wig every time you exceed 15 miles per hour. Have dinner with Louie Gohmert and agree with every single thing he says. Offer to “shine his dome” after dinner.

Crabwalk to the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge while wearing a temporary hospital gown. Throw yourself off the bridge.

Because, after all, wrong is wrong, even when done in jest. And you above all people should know that.

Aeros.2046:

The point though is its stupid to claim “a server” knowingly condones shenanigans.

We do tolerate Monkey Shines though.

Condones, doesn’t condone… does it matter in the end? Every tree has bad apples. Without exception. Do your utmost as a server to weed them out where they grow, or simply embrace the bitter lip-smacking tartness.

END… OF… STORY…

Said it before and shall again… WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET MY KITTEN STOMPED AROUND HERE?! DX

I don’t care who you are. I don’t care how many of you there are. I don’t care what your primetime is. I prefer small scale fights, but I’m not gonna get backslapped with the whole “well you belong in sPvP then” comment. sPvP is the GW equivalent of country-club PvP, and makes me feel like I should have a young pug caddy to carry my spare gear and a posse to slow clap for me when I win. All balanced and generally handicapped… -Shivers-

Shut up and take my badge! If you put up a decent fight you should stay put for a min or two cause I might just be runnin’ back for seconds/thirds!

-Stands, drops the mic… Walks out-

I’m surprised BP hasn’t tried to recruit in the match-up thread by now lol.

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

She did a very good job of it.

Why thank you, Dio.

Oh my goodness, you quoted me but changed what I said to the exact opposite in order to lie to the people of the forums! Everyone knows lying is wrong.

Therefore you should immediately shave your head, remove your shoes and dress in sackcloth.

Wander across the land proclaiming your shame! Beat your back bloody with a weighted leather strap as you walk. Only drink vinegar to slake your thirst. Venture through thorns, brambles, cacti, very small and sharp rocks, thickets, hedges, lava rock, hot asphalt and that really bad Astroturf people in the southwest still put in their front yards.

Allow a score of brawny German women to beat you with trout for a fortnight. Have middle aged nuns repeatedly whack your knuckles with steel rulers. Watch Sharknado until you can recite every single line in order. Allow a throng of midgets to bite your ankles until they are unrecognizable as human.

Feed a pack of mange ridden feral cats until they follow you everywhere. Watch Jersey Shore over and over until you can “really relate to Snooki”. Become twitter BFFs with both Amanda Bynes and Ted Nugent.

Learn Esperanto, un-ironically.

Create a Wrong is Wrong meme featuring your picture. Make it go viral.

Buy high powered sports car and only drive it in bumper to bumper traffic. Slap yourself in the face with Donald Trump’s wig every time you exceed 15 miles per hour. Have dinner with Louie Gohmert and agree with every single thing he says. Offer to “shine his dome” after dinner.

Crabwalk to the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge while wearing a temporary hospital gown. Throw yourself off the bridge.

Because, after all, wrong is wrong, even when done in jest. And you above all people should know that.

Eskimo.

Some DR footage, its unedited so its an hour long, fast forward to 22 minutes for the best highlight, or you can watch it all

http://www.twitch.tv/ristkal/b/440422778

Luzano.6983:

I’m surprised BP hasn’t tried to recruit in the match-up thread by now lol.

We don’t want anyone from SBI or Ebay.. Sorry.

Not ‘everyone’ condones cheating. We sent out a gkick the last matchup to someone caught exploiting into Stonemist. Please stop lumping everyone in with oone or two bad seeds…

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

Dio.2394:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JetLu.1874:

The Game Slayer.7632:

JobCreator.1956:

I’m amazed at how quickly you all jump into defensive mode when confronted with your blatant use of exploits. It takes real server unity to defend exploiters like this, without a single ethical individual from your server to stand against it. By the way, I’m not “overly worked up”, I’m too busy laughing at your server’s overly defensive nature when it comes to exploiting. Guilty conscience anyone?

So carry on forum warriors, perhaps there’s some forum exploit you can bring to bear against such a formidable opponent as I.

We exploited. Cry about it hahahhaa

You are a bad bad person and your mother should be embarrassed. I am sure she taught you right from wrong when you were little. Right is right and wrong is wrong whether it be in real life, or in online games.

my mothers dead..

And so is mine, but she raised me to know the difference between right and wrong.

She did a very good job of it.

Why thank you, Dio.

Oh my goodness, you quoted me but changed what I said to the exact opposite in order to lie to the people of the forums! Everyone knows lying is wrong.

Therefore you should immediately shave your head, remove your shoes and dress in sackcloth.

Wander across the land proclaiming your shame! Beat your back bloody with a weighted leather strap as you walk. Only drink vinegar to slake your thirst. Venture through thorns, brambles, cacti, very small and sharp rocks, thickets, hedges, lava rock, hot asphalt and that really bad Astroturf people in the southwest still put in their front yards.

Allow a score of brawny German women to beat you with trout for a fortnight. Have middle aged nuns repeatedly whack your knuckles with steel rulers. Watch Sharknado until you can recite every single line in order. Allow a throng of midgets to bite your ankles until they are unrecognizable as human.

Feed a pack of mange ridden feral cats until they follow you everywhere. Watch Jersey Shore over and over until you can “really relate to Snooki”. Become twitter BFFs with both Amanda Bynes and Ted Nugent.

Learn Esperanto, un-ironically.

Create a Wrong is Wrong meme featuring your picture. Make it go viral.

Buy high powered sports car and only drive it in bumper to bumper traffic. Slap yourself in the face with Donald Trump’s wig every time you exceed 15 miles per hour. Have dinner with Louie Gohmert and agree with every single thing he says. Offer to “shine his dome” after dinner.

Crabwalk to the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge while wearing a temporary hospital gown. Throw yourself off the bridge.

Because, after all, wrong is wrong, even when done in jest. And you above all people should know that.

You are right, I feel so ashamed for changing your post. How can I afford your humble forgiveness? I am already bald and wear sack cloths for clothes, have been beaten with leather straps on my back until I bleed. Have been beaten by trout, but not by German women, knuckles have been whacked by Nuns, ( that happens when you attend Catholic schools). No way in hell will you get me to watch Sharknado or Jersey Shore, I have no ankles to bite. I don’t feed feral cats, but do feed feral raccoons and they follow me everywhere. Have had a high powered sports car and driven it in heavy traffic, it can be a pain on the clutch. Already been thrown off a bridge, but not in Brooklyn. I am steering clear of Donald Trump and I don’t want any virals, that’s just nasty.

Evalana.5480:

Not ‘everyone’ condones cheating. We sent out a gkick the last matchup to someone caught exploiting into Stonemist. Please stop lumping everyone in with oone or two bad seeds…

You ma’am, I guess you are a ma’am are an honorable player.