Guild Wars 2

So it turns out the mods didn’t like the Yo mama competition and it was an unhealthy conversation. Who would have thought? New thread for new yo mama jokes! Also thread stuff about the matchup.

Go!

i reported that post, its too parental for my jaded eyes

Code of Conduct schmoduct, it was a joke, learn to laugh a bit guys >.>

Also: To the Killer Instincts ranger I was fighting not too long ago…you either need to a.) buy yourself a better connection or b.) turn off those speed hacks bro :/

I would have totally bought the thread lock had it been considered “off topic.” But “very unhealthy conversation?” O.o All of the jokes I saw in the thread were in (relatively) good taste and all in good fun. And not a single one was even close to for-reals smack-talk, much less forum warrioring.

I’ll take my 20g in small unmarked silver coins delivered to the southwest third floor cannon in SM please

Great fights all-around Was able to make 10g on loot bags alone!

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

it the nature of the beast. I on on HOD and have started a few one on one scraps, then of a sudden 4 more of the enemy show up and I am dead or flee.

Where are all the FC fighters at?

This not a criticism of FC at all. It just reflects the nature of how battles work . If three HOD arrive at a camp a single FC trying to flip then like as not those 3 are going to attack that single FC. If three FC show up at a camp a single HOD tries to flip then like as not those three will attack that single player.

It is what it is.

SF = king of locked threads.

Avatar of Belle.9623:

SF = king of locked threads.

blame hod

…or that silly mod with his offensive post

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

lol troll a group with GS mobility, kill a ranger and necro, then kill a ranger and some uplevels while they are under cannon/AC fire, then more uplevels.

the only level 80s you killed outside of siege fire were the ranger/necro that clearly weren’t great.

that’s always fun but I wish you’d have run into me instead of them >.<

Solstice.1097:

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

lol troll a group with GS mobility, kill a ranger and necro, then kill a ranger and some uplevels while they are under cannon/AC fire, then more uplevels.

the only level 80s you killed outside of siege fire were the ranger/necro that clearly weren’t great.

that’s always fun but I wish you’d have run into me instead of them >.<

That’s why it is called trolling…I am just pestering a group, and having a laugh…btw pay attention to the color of that tower with the cannon…its not mine either(SF = Red, kitten)

Best part is that it is the SAME ranger, every time lol (Send that ranger some gold so he can buy a better connection! :P)

GJ being a debbie downer though, have a laugh every once in a while you tryhard!

obsidian sanctum duels await

Zietlogik.6208:

GJ being a debbie downer though, have a laugh every once in a while you tryhard!

I…. Wha…. Just….
+1

You’re my new best forum friend.

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

lol troll a group with GS mobility, kill a ranger and necro, then kill a ranger and some uplevels while they are under cannon/AC fire, then more uplevels.

the only level 80s you killed outside of siege fire were the ranger/necro that clearly weren’t great.

that’s always fun but I wish you’d have run into me instead of them >.<

That’s why it is called trolling…I am just pestering a group, and having a laugh…btw pay attention to the color of that tower with the cannon…its not mine either(SF = Red, kitten)

Best part is that it is the SAME ranger, every time lol (Send that ranger some gold so he can buy a better connection! :P)

GJ being a debbie downer though, have a laugh every once in a while you tryhard!

that isnt “trolling”, thats “pubstomping”

HOD’s mammy so fat, she’s the reason Earthshaker got nerfed

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

good to see our zergs have their eyes on the ball

So Thursday, day after Xmas Fight Night?

OS FFA mayhem? MU vs Yarr rematch? Warriors running in circles thinking “huehue I r so gud”?

Fort Phorfeitz has been pretty empty lately.

Yo momma so ugly, just talking about her is going to shut down the wvw sub forums.

Silas Drake.8946:

So Thursday, day after Xmas Boxing Day Fight Night?

Fix’d

On the bight side I didn’t get infracted…… And competition ends Friday. We will be look at both threads.

#freeyomamajokes2013

Love,
VLK

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

lol troll a group with GS mobility, kill a ranger and necro, then kill a ranger and some uplevels while they are under cannon/AC fire, then more uplevels.

the only level 80s you killed outside of siege fire were the ranger/necro that clearly weren’t great.

that’s always fun but I wish you’d have run into me instead of them >.<

That’s why it is called trolling…I am just pestering a group, and having a laugh…btw pay attention to the color of that tower with the cannon…its not mine either(SF = Red, kitten)

Best part is that it is the SAME ranger, every time lol (Send that ranger some gold so he can buy a better connection! :P)

GJ being a debbie downer though, have a laugh every once in a while you tryhard!

im not saying it wasnt fun but since you replied to my post I thought you were implying you found good fights (that I was complaining I wasn’t finding).

yes lol I know the tower wasn’t yours but it was doing the damage. you should feel bad for what you did to that poor ranger

_ ___ so fat and nasty she uses the Asuran Megalaser to remove her warts.

Solstice.1097:

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

Zietlogik.6208:

Solstice.1097:

i cant find any SF or HoD that will put up a decent fight without allies or guards to help them and when its 5vsme I get chased across the entire map.

where da fighters at?

I had this happen to me earlier today ;p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xNlbHYnvM

lol troll a group with GS mobility, kill a ranger and necro, then kill a ranger and some uplevels while they are under cannon/AC fire, then more uplevels.

the only level 80s you killed outside of siege fire were the ranger/necro that clearly weren’t great.

that’s always fun but I wish you’d have run into me instead of them >.<

That’s why it is called trolling…I am just pestering a group, and having a laugh…btw pay attention to the color of that tower with the cannon…its not mine either(SF = Red, kitten)

Best part is that it is the SAME ranger, every time lol (Send that ranger some gold so he can buy a better connection! :P)

GJ being a debbie downer though, have a laugh every once in a while you tryhard!

im not saying it wasnt fun but since you replied to my post I thought you were implying you found good fights (that I was complaining I wasn’t finding).

yes lol I know the tower wasn’t yours but it was doing the damage. you should feel bad for what you did to that poor ranger

ah true true, my bad. One day we shall meet in battle! :P

and that poor ranger was like that one mosquito…you know, during the summer, when you are falling asleep on the porch with a cool drink…but it keeps coming back at you, and buzzing right in your ear >.>

You guys gotta step up your Xmas reaction time HoD! You just let 5 guys take your T3 Hills

Merry Christmas to all players of our matchup! Peace and love to all of you! Be safe this holiday, especially if you drive out on icy roads.

Happy Winter’s Day Everyone!

Frozen.3157:

Happy Winter’s Day Everyone!

Indeed…

LOL HoD shouldn’t you be enjoying this day instead of sending everyone to the battlefield? xD

Anyways, Merry Christmas to all!!

Awww, thanks for thinking of us, SF! It’s fun unwrapping this present every time.

<3 from HoD

Rory.2086:

Awww, thanks for thinking of us, SF! It’s fun unwrapping this present every time.

<3 from HoD

That bow really adds to the picture.

To The FC who fought in HoD BL from around 10 PM EST to 11:30 PM EST, those were some good fights.

Awesome fights with [Main] and a few others at FC spawn and SW camp in HOD BL. Thanks for the good fights!!

kitten these threads are pretty lame without SF forum warriors

Rory.2086:

Awww, thanks for thinking of us, SF! It’s fun unwrapping this present every time.

<3 from HoD

I hope they give us a gift receipt… It smells like Sorrows Furnace in there and my dry cleaners cant get the stench out. Ugha.

sad times when the only good fights you can find are stealing kills and ganking people in fights between hod and sf zergs

Anyone want to run fractals with me? No point in playing WvW until server merges on SF so I’m a PvE guy now. Let me know in PM since the egos moderating these forums needed more work and reasons to justify their jobs so they made those new rules and we might get infracted for breathing their air from our homes. I’ll check back in a few days and add those who PM me to friends in game. Feel free to just PM ingame too, not just in the forums

PM me: AR, Exp, main pve class! (unlike WvW, I don’t mind a ranger tagging along in PvE as long as the pet is stowed)

HOD creeper!
/bow
/bow
/sit
/cry
/cry
/sit
/creep

ptitminou.6489:

Anyone want to run fractals with me? No point in playing WvW until server merges on SF so I’m a PvE guy now. Let me know in PM since the egos moderating these forums needed more work and reasons to justify their jobs so they made those new rules and we might get infracted for breathing their air from our homes. I’ll check back in a few days and add those who PM me to friends in game. Feel free to just PM ingame too, not just in the forums

PM me: AR, Exp, main pve class! (unlike WvW, I don’t mind a ranger tagging along in PvE as long as the pet is stowed)

You still switching servers?

rhapsody.3615:

HOD creeper!
/bow
/bow
/sit
/cry
/cry
/sit
/creep

Well at least HoD has some variety. FC on the other hand has only mastered one emote…

Theftwind.8976:

rhapsody.3615:

HOD creeper!
/bow
/bow
/sit
/cry
/cry
/sit
/creep

Well at least HoD has some variety. FC on the other hand has only mastered one emote…

Hehe. I assure you, I’ve used /wave and /no several times this week.

clint.5681:

ptitminou.6489:

Anyone want to run fractals with me? No point in playing WvW until server merges on SF so I’m a PvE guy now. Let me know in PM since the egos moderating these forums needed more work and reasons to justify their jobs so they made those new rules and we might get infracted for breathing their air from our homes. I’ll check back in a few days and add those who PM me to friends in game. Feel free to just PM ingame too, not just in the forums

PM me: AR, Exp, main pve class! (unlike WvW, I don’t mind a ranger tagging along in PvE as long as the pet is stowed)

You still switching servers?

Not unless xfers are free, even using gold it still helps Anet by upping the exchange value. So I will probably stay put for a long time given they had absolutely no xmas specials. Me thinks they are in financial trouble and it’s not worth giving them my money. I’ll enjoy what I already paid for, for as long as it lasts. Also, server name is meaningless in PvE and I am PvE scum now.

ptitminou.6489:

clint.5681:

ptitminou.6489:

Anyone want to run fractals with me? No point in playing WvW until server merges on SF so I’m a PvE guy now. Let me know in PM since the egos moderating these forums needed more work and reasons to justify their jobs so they made those new rules and we might get infracted for breathing their air from our homes. I’ll check back in a few days and add those who PM me to friends in game. Feel free to just PM ingame too, not just in the forums

PM me: AR, Exp, main pve class! (unlike WvW, I don’t mind a ranger tagging along in PvE as long as the pet is stowed)

You still switching servers?

Not unless xfers are free, even using gold it still helps Anet by upping the exchange value. So I will probably stay put for a long time given they had absolutely no xmas specials. Me thinks they are in financial trouble and it’s not worth giving them my money. I’ll enjoy what I already paid for, for as long as it lasts. Also, server name is meaningless in PvE and I am PvE scum now.

shunnnnn

ptitminou.6489:

clint.5681:

ptitminou.6489:

Anyone want to run fractals with me? No point in playing WvW until server merges on SF so I’m a PvE guy now. Let me know in PM since the egos moderating these forums needed more work and reasons to justify their jobs so they made those new rules and we might get infracted for breathing their air from our homes. I’ll check back in a few days and add those who PM me to friends in game. Feel free to just PM ingame too, not just in the forums

PM me: AR, Exp, main pve class! (unlike WvW, I don’t mind a ranger tagging along in PvE as long as the pet is stowed)

You still switching servers?

Not unless xfers are free, even using gold it still helps Anet by upping the exchange value. So I will probably stay put for a long time given they had absolutely no xmas specials. Me thinks they are in financial trouble and it’s not worth giving them my money. I’ll enjoy what I already paid for, for as long as it lasts. Also, server name is meaningless in PvE and I am PvE scum now.

May the casuals be with you my friend. Im just a tpvper now whenever i get on so i know that feel.