Guild Wars 2

Spongeblob Squarepants

Barely half an hour into the match up and we are faced with this…Oh i know why we failed we didn’t have an ac.

Beware the Blobzis!

#onlyblobnoskill

Viking.1285:

#onlyblobnoskill

And FSP Garri was a fine example

I heard blobbs were allergic to superior arrow carts, must be true cause the lootbags i got from AM and that WXP almost got a whole rank from AM so thanks

mass arrow carts killing zergs? no kitten! tell me more sherlock

Forgot how unskilled and boring abaddons mouth is without there blobs

gotta love that title

Of all servers I dont wanna face, its AM.
Seriously going from tower to keep to camp with 100 + man, I dont get the fun

Long week ahead…..

Wait what? you can use skills when u see Blobbadon?

Viking.1285:

mass arrow carts killing zergs? no kitten! tell me more sherlock

i’ll tell you more when i see a AM zerg and not a blobb

Viking.1285:

mass arrow carts killing zergs? no kitten! tell me more sherlock

no way!
AM best blob EU
Also – lootbags

Oh, the blobs are back in tooo~wn!

So; “Gandalf” stuck?

we want to use skills again….

achtung Herr Blobby is here

Lurch.9517:

achtung Herr Blobby is here

Aww man, that made my day.

you will be assimilated,resistance if futile (cit)

KaMiKaZe.1874:

we want to use skills again….

Kami! Its the germans ultra secret tactic, run with so many so your enemy cant even use skill 1!

nice def at fsp bay

how about we just ignore AM and let them blob about doing 111 on structures whilst us and Shiver have some fun fights together?

where FSP guild roaming?we dont find nothing..

lol starting the matchup outmanned and then cry about others have more ppl? we already split into groups but each time we are facing a zerg of you having about the same amount of players half of them run away (sadly Alexwalsham.2648 didn’t post a screen looking behind him, it would show about 20-30 more of them jumping out of the keep)

Question, is there any FSP guilds orso on any border? We would like some good figths like with Punk and Kale, no 100 germans.

Be free to whisp me which border orso =\

I didnt played and can’t play ’till Sunday evening.. Was afraid for a unbalanced match.. We were afraid of having another server with bigger numbers and Anet loves us so much.. They gave us 2 servers with more ppl.

But, I remember (sadly) AM from some time ago and all I wanna post is:

Thanks for the funny night.

Postcard from Germany below.

Remembered that vid i saw from our previous matchup with AM , that german commander saying.
“just run in doesnt matter what happens”

And you see 60 green dots runing in xD

Anyway thanks for the not so fun resset night full of DC’s and lagg.

At least i can get back on my DP hunt(yes “lion” they are priority now) hopefully i see some outside of the red sea of lagg.

Try to have some fun , win or losse doesnt matter fun does =)

jim.4210:

Forgot how unskilled and boring abaddons mouth is without there blobs

for the laughs. God bless Gandara or FSP. Dont know where you are from but there must be alot of high skilled pr0´s. lol

15 AM vs 5 Gandara and the AM have a camp behind them → Builds arrow cart…

^Really? Anyways good fights just about in EB, we ended up blobbing a bit more than we’d like to, but yknow, reset a few AM towers and held our own, so all in all a good reset.

Immolator.5640:

15 AM vs 5 Gandara and the AM have a camp behind them -> Builds arrow cart…

^Really?

it´s forbidden to build AC´s? all the time only mimimimi.

lol @ the thread name, gave me a good giggle

You were talking about the 2nd?….
Well that tells me that you have no clue what 3rd reich means….
Don’t use words you don’t understand!

Yipee back to reading how we play WvW wrong and how the German Servers play it the way its intended again… I didnt believe it the first time and Im sure im not going to believe it this time either.
All im going to say on this, if your having fun playing this way then so be it, but we are not.

I blame FSP for this match up, we were trying to pray to the pink gods before reset and placing our gifts of flame rams as offerings, but seems we couldnt place one at the bay altar in time….. hence our God thought to punish us, last time that happened we got RS too!!!

Just remember it could have been worse, poor AS has hardly anyone to fight this week least we will get plenty… if only our skills work that is.

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

ok, seeing as AM with their Blob mentality seem to want to be Millwall FC (noone likes us we dont care) How about Gand and FS stay off each others maps and we just concentrate on AM’s BL and their side of EB, we can do G v G with each other also in pre arranged place away from the kitten blobs. Maybe do G v G in their BL imbetween double teaming their crappy blobs?

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Blobs are watching u

You was right before you edited it, so I corrected for you

… we know that everything from a ranger with pet upwards is a blob for you if it only has a german server tag

Missy.7356:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Blobs are watching u

You was right before you edited it, so I corrected for you

U are so funny bro

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

Salute to the few brave YaK’s that charged in the AM blob during the Bay fight on FSP border (or was it AM border?) It was great to see you win (with a little of our AC support).

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

WoW , u hit me so hard …. now i have to transfer to Crydara or Far Shiverkids and cry all day long

We’ll do our best to prevent you from having fun this week guys

Naah but seriously. Never seen this amount of whining.
Quite amusing, to be honest :P

Gandalf wouldn’t cry… don’t use that name.

Deja vu…same lake of tears like usual?

Come on, let’s all cool down a little – no need to get all that upset about us Blobadons. (Thanks for that nick, made me laugh!)

All right, you might have guessed, I am one of those millions of krauts running in one huge mob. As mentioned earlier on, we don’t have that many big and well organized wvw guilds, so we don’t have that many experienced commanders. Over time we’ve simply got used to following only one commander per map.

But the new match up system might teach us new patterns of behaviour. Last week with BB and AR we were forced to improve our tactics. Perhaps the coming weeks will teach us to split up into several zergs. If you guys from FSP and Gandara can convince us that other strategies are more efficient than blobbing: please go ahead, I am always willing to improve! Depending on blobbing makes us inflexible – maybe you will use this fact to teach us new tricks.

Tonight after reset on FSP borderlands it was quite frustrating for us to see the Shiver guys always evading open battle. That might be a clue for us to start working with smaller groups encircling you guys.

Remember: it’s all just a game – so lets have fun together.

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

WoW , u hit me so hard …. now i have to transfer to Crydara or Far Shiverkids and cry all day long

No, really, is that the best you can come up with ?
We`re still waiting for some troll worthy material.

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

WoW , u hit me so hard …. now i have to transfer to Crydara or Far Shiverkids and cry all day long

No, really, is that the best you can come up with ?
We`re still waiting for some troll worthy material.

Darling, that´s ur job …. i bring the money ( day job , you know ) u bring the tears ….

Yeah c’mon, there are so much Guerilla-Tactics you can use against us (Blobaddons – we really like our Name! :-D) Try to manage it. It’s a game you can never lose!

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

WoW , u hit me so hard …. now i have to transfer to Crydara or Far Shiverkids and cry all day long

No, really, is that the best you can come up with ?
We`re still waiting for some troll worthy material.

Darling, that´s ur job …. i bring the money ( day job , you know ) u bring the tears ….

Better start working on those comedy skits, bro
Your boss from the day job just called. You got fired BURNED.

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Kaleygh.1524:

Maartac.9457:

Oh boy…. it´s so funny to play against Far ShiverKids und Crydara
I like this Forum so much …. i feel the hate …. the Krauts are watching u

Nice try at comedy, dont quit your day job tho

WoW , u hit me so hard …. now i have to transfer to Crydara or Far Shiverkids and cry all day long

No, really, is that the best you can come up with ?
We`re still waiting for some troll worthy material.

Darling, that´s ur job …. i bring the money ( day job , you know ) u bring the tears ….

We`re still waiting