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Posted by: Darkorox.5784

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

Please elaborate.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: Lindelle.3718

Lindelle.3718

You’re a charr, I would hope as another race who is known to drink heavily, you’d know sometimes you don’t always make it to the bed.

I don’t think this guy was illogical, he just had a good time at the moot.

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“Walk with the pack. In the eyes of Wolf, we are all brothers and sisters.”

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

It’s very simple, some Norn women don’t tolerate the men drinking too much at the moot. My friend here came home intoxicated, his wife shoved him off the bed. A sober Norn could have snuggled and might have had breakfast in bed.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: Lindelle.3718

Lindelle.3718

Then that is no true norn woman!

A real norn woman would drunkenly snuggle up to her drunken mate as well.

Lindelle Ulfsvitr – Norn Ranger
“Walk with the pack. In the eyes of Wolf, we are all brothers and sisters.”

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

Aye, but what should I say, he loves her.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: Grots.4726

Grots.4726

A true norn is a heavy drinker, regardless of gender.

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Posted by: Dimswitch.6381

Dimswitch.6381

picture says it all

I don’t see the problem here. Clearly its just too warm for him in the lodge. Look at all the furs on the bed. See what he is wearing. His logic is clearly sound – he’s just looking to get some sleep without burning up.

The truth of the matter is that the Norn running the lodge are probably keeping it extra warm for the weaker ra- er, foreigners – like yourself.

I know that this seems strange to you when you’re shaking in your frost-tipped fur, but you aren’t Norn, so I really wouldn’t expect you to understand anyway.

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Posted by: Mesket.5728

Mesket.5728

don’t get fooled by the snow and blizzards outside… its summer! hot as hell and the poor norn couldn’t stand the hot furs on the bed

Zerk is the average Joe build. Don’t pat yourself in the back too hard.

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Posted by: dusanyu.4057

dusanyu.4057

This Thread is funny if you mentally read it with Vollym the fierce’s voice

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Posted by: Inimicus.7162

Inimicus.7162

Agreed with the point on the Charr’s drinking habbits, at one point in the personal story i was told the story of a Warband who were famous for two things: Building an impressive machine of war, and getting drunk and losing it… and I don’t even need to have angered the lady to wind up on the floor… one word: Tequila.

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Posted by: Stand The Wall.6987

Stand The Wall.6987

funniest picture yet. well OBVIOUSLY the bed was too comfortable, so he had to find something harder for his spine. too used to sleeping on unforgiving mountains i bet. also looks like there is a weapon strapped to his back. well people, you never know when some lurking monster is going to come scrounging for food so its best to be prepared, even in your dreams.

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Posted by: Zomaarwat.3912

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A true norn is a heavy drinker, regardless of gender.

“Drunk again… Great”

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