Norn logic
Please elaborate.
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
You’re a charr, I would hope as another race who is known to drink heavily, you’d know sometimes you don’t always make it to the bed.
I don’t think this guy was illogical, he just had a good time at the moot.
“Walk with the pack. In the eyes of Wolf, we are all brothers and sisters.”
It’s very simple, some Norn women don’t tolerate the men drinking too much at the moot. My friend here came home intoxicated, his wife shoved him off the bed. A sober Norn could have snuggled and might have had breakfast in bed.
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
Then that is no true norn woman!
A real norn woman would drunkenly snuggle up to her drunken mate as well.
“Walk with the pack. In the eyes of Wolf, we are all brothers and sisters.”
Aye, but what should I say, he loves her.
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
A true norn is a heavy drinker, regardless of gender.
picture says it all
I don’t see the problem here. Clearly its just too warm for him in the lodge. Look at all the furs on the bed. See what he is wearing. His logic is clearly sound – he’s just looking to get some sleep without burning up.
The truth of the matter is that the Norn running the lodge are probably keeping it extra warm for the weaker ra- er, foreigners – like yourself.
I know that this seems strange to you when you’re shaking in your frost-tipped fur, but you aren’t Norn, so I really wouldn’t expect you to understand anyway.
don’t get fooled by the snow and blizzards outside… its summer! hot as hell and the poor norn couldn’t stand the hot furs on the bed
This Thread is funny if you mentally read it with Vollym the fierce’s voice
Agreed with the point on the Charr’s drinking habbits, at one point in the personal story i was told the story of a Warband who were famous for two things: Building an impressive machine of war, and getting drunk and losing it… and I don’t even need to have angered the lady to wind up on the floor… one word: Tequila.
funniest picture yet. well OBVIOUSLY the bed was too comfortable, so he had to find something harder for his spine. too used to sleeping on unforgiving mountains i bet. also looks like there is a weapon strapped to his back. well people, you never know when some lurking monster is going to come scrounging for food so its best to be prepared, even in your dreams.
A true norn is a heavy drinker, regardless of gender.
“Drunk again… Great”