Guild Wars 2

And now for something different.

A little tip: Having the NPC chat tab on allows you to understand what the NPCs are saying. (Although most probably know that already.)

Seems the Shopkeepers don’t care for all their hoarding. I like to leave the books and furniture alone though, they need those after all.

Isn’t it kinda neat? Eh?….

Or… turn off the NPC chat tab and learn New Krytan!

Sli Fi.7980:

Or… turn off the NPC chat tab and learn New Krytan!

No! Besides, why would an asuran invention utilize New Krytan anyway? I don’t need their silly bookah writing!

I’m still waiting for that one shopkeeper in TM where if you smash his stuff, he goes berserk and one-shots you. XD

Thanks for this, Nilkemia!

Zaxares.5419:

I’m still waiting for that one shopkeeper in TM where if you smash his stuff, he goes berserk and one-shots you. XD

That can happen? Although I don’t play Tribulation Mode, I’m amused at the thought of that.

Theoretical Scenario:

(Player smashes pot or furniture.)

Shopkeeper: Hey! Don’t do that!

(Player continues smashing stuff.)

(Shopkeeper turns red, pulls out Super Rifle and shoots the player dead.)

Alternatively, berserk shopkeepers could use other Super weapons, like the Axe, Hammer, Pistol, etc.

I haven’t heard of any shops doing that, but it should SO happen in TM as a nasty surprise for anyone who smashes pots in shops looking for food/baubles.

Heck, it could even be a normal shop in one of the later worlds!

Hmm, maybe we should make a poll to see if Tribulation Mode players want evil/berserk shopkeepers, maybe?