Guild Wars 2

Jumping puzzles. So many jumping puzzles. Need I say more?

Also, the Asurans don’t really appreciate the outside world. Plants have been turned evil. Flowers will eat you, ivy clings to you, and leaves can disappear beneath you to drop you into a lake of poisonous water. How the trees even survive in that water, I have no clue. It must be quite reminiscent of the Asura who first went above ground.

And the enemies. Monkeys carry weapons and throw things at you. Even the little harmless bunnies can maul you to death. Snakes and crocodiles…okay, they can be dangerous. But turtles? I thought Asurans loved turtles. All their kids had a pet turtle until it died in an experiment. And what about the snakes? When was the last time we saw snakes in Tyria shooting green blobs of energy?

…Wait. When was the last time we saw snakes in Tyria?

The only place where it’s safe are in the shops and caves – places that are usually underground. And I’m just waiting for some kind of rat-like boss that runs around stealing baubles, all the while exclaiming “shinies!”

Oh, and the bed is a perfect size for an Asura.

Arikyali.5804:

…Wait. When was the last time we saw snakes in Tyria?

Krait?

Arikyali.5804:

And I’m just waiting for some kind of rat-like boss that runs around stealing baubles, all the while exclaiming “shinies!”

Did anyone hear the word “petition?” Because I really want this.

Arikyali.5804:

…Wait. When was the last time we saw snakes in Tyria?

Beta.

Sorry, had to.

(There were snakes in beta incase you forgot, their models aligned with the terrain in interesting ways but not perfectly, which is likely why they got removed.)