This Super Adventure Box is something the world of Tyria has never seen. Asurans have been on the surface for years, why have we seen nothing like it until now? To me the answer is obvious, it runs on the souls of <strong>dead dwarfs</strong>!
I know it sounds crazy but hear me out. This device strikes a resemblance to Dessa’s Fractals of the Mists laboratory. Much of the same technology used in Dessa’s lab is used in Motto’s Box, the gate to nowhere. He also vendors weapons that resemble those found in Dessa’s lab. It is apparent that Motto is housing this game inside the mists.
The Mists house the souls of Tyria and Dessa’s lab has shown to be able to manipulate the powers within. Next time you are playing this “game” take a good look at the shopkeepers. What do they look like? Dwarfs! There you have it, unshakable proof. Why else would they look like them? And have you ever seen an asuran show ethical restraint? They’re dead, what are the dwarfs going to do. Dwarfs make for the perfect target for this kind of experimentation. With this revelation I think the question on everybody’s lips is what other applications can we put dwarf souls to use because Motto’s invention is awesome.
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