Guild Wars 2

I was certain a Living Story event centering around a tropical resort would introduce new alcoholic drinks. I was expecting colorful kittentails, complete with umbrellas. I was expecting spiked fruit punch. I was expecting some new spiced rum. And what he get is the same stuff the norn are selling in the snow-capped Shiverpeaks? Disappointing (in a “they missed an opportunity to add a little more fluff to the world”, not “they blew it” kind of way).

I would kill for a ‘Sex on the Beach’. Sitting in the sand, sipping it in my beachdress which isn’t there either…

Lyn.2098:

I would kill for a ‘Sex on the Beach’. Sitting in the sand, sipping it in my beachdress which isn’t there either…

I’m starting to think these Consortium guys lied when they promised us a tropical paradise…

You think? They’re so trustworthy if you only read the fineprint. For them to be lying now would be so uncharacteristic.