Guild Wars 2

She will announce in her speech that Logan and her are expecting a royal baby….. and we get to vote on the child’s gender/name….

No make it TeamQuaggan, that would raise so many questions!

Of course, it’s all so simple! Enraged at the comely Queen’s betrayal, Logan teams up with Anise, who naturally turns out to be bad to the bone. They have a daughter named Scarlet, and with the aid of cutting-edge Asuran technology send her into the future to grow and train (in a series of action-packed montages performed to a suitably pumping soundtrack) and finally Scarlet uses said cutting-edge Asuran time-bending technology to return to our present and ensure Queen Jenna’s speech goes off with not one but several bangs.

Ash.5274:

and ensure Queen Jenna’s speech goes off with not one but several bugs.

Fixed.

… But no, seriously, I expect this’ll be pretty awesome.

Kirschwasser.3972:

Ash.5274:

and ensure Queen Jenna’s speech goes off with not one but several bugs.

Fixed.

Lol, you’re too kind!

Atlas.9704:

No make it TeamQuaggan, that would raise so many questions!

Poobadoo

Vote #TeamKralkatorrik

Maybe she will announce a subscription fee.. lol

Vote #TeamBubbles.

Ash.5274:

No no, we get to vote on who the real father will turn out to be. #TeamRhytlok.

Would a human even survive a romp with Rytlock? I mean I can only imagine what a Charr’s groin would look like….but still.

Windu The Forbidden One.6045:

Maybe she will announce a subscription fee.. lol

And then suddenly the arena becomes quite empty.

This would be very uninteresting and boring.

Anise is too inconspicuous for such. If shes with anyone, he/she prob lives up in the woodland cascades.

Anise is one of my favorite NPC characters. Mysterious, straight to the point, doesn’t take kitten from anyone

Syktek.7912:

Ash.5274:

No no, we get to vote on who the real father will turn out to be. #TeamRhytlok.

Would a human even survive a romp with Rytlock? I mean I can only imagine what a Charr’s groin would look like….but still.

Male housecats have barbs downstairs like some some sort of horror movie.
Are Charr the same…?

The Queen is pregnant with a giant eagle. The decorations of the pavilion really should have clued all of us in. After her speech she’ll lay a giant egg, and everyone will watch with horrified looks on their faces.

Mad Queen Malafide.7512:

The Queen is pregnant with a giant eagle. The decorations of the pavilion really should have clued all of us in. After her speech she’ll lay a giant egg, and everyone will watch with horrified looks on their faces.

Jennah: “Rrrrr…. grrrrr…. RRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!! Haaa…. haaaa…. Behold! My son!”

She has an alien in her belly!

Kirschwasser.3972:

Mad Queen Malafide.7512:

The Queen is pregnant with a giant eagle. The decorations of the pavilion really should have clued all of us in. After her speech she’ll lay a giant egg, and everyone will watch with horrified looks on their faces.

Jennah: “Rrrrr…. grrrrr…. RRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!! Haaa…. haaaa…. Behold! My son!”

And the pavilion will fill to the brim with the vomit of all those who witnessed such a horror.

During the speech, Queen Jenna will give birth to hundreds of mini queen jenna’s and the minis will walk toward 1 year old players.

blah. no more pregnant royals please. i’ve had enough prince william and kate middleton..

Zaeon.3846:

During the speech, Logan will give birth to hundreds of mini queen jenna’s and the minis will walk toward 1 year old players.

Fix’d

Logan was a mesmer clone all along!

So she would be barefoot AND pregnant?

Kirschwasser.3972:

Zaeon.3846:

During the speech, Logan will give birth to hundreds of mini queen jenna’s and the minis will walk toward 1 year old players.

Fix’d

Careful. If any of the loretrolls read this, they’ll make a federal case out of it. They already got on me for questioning his masculinity, and I didn’t go so far as to genderswap him.

hmmm she being pregnant…. would explain why Rytlock is not in BC anymore..

Everyone seems to be forgetting Crab people..I’m sure they are involved in something!

Drakkon.4782:

Kirschwasser.3972:

Zaeon.3846:

During the speech, Logan will give birth to hundreds of mini queen jenna’s and the minis will walk toward 1 year old players.

Fix’d

Careful. If any of the loretrolls read this, they’ll make a federal case out of it. They already got on me for questioning his masculinity, and I didn’t go so far as to genderswap him.

I didn’t genderswap him. I just implied he’ll give birth.

Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth once.

Kirschwasser.3972:

Drakkon.4782:

Kirschwasser.3972:

Zaeon.3846:

During the speech, Logan will give birth to hundreds of mini queen jenna’s and the minis will walk toward 1 year old players.

Fix’d

Careful. If any of the loretrolls read this, they’ll make a federal case out of it. They already got on me for questioning his masculinity, and I didn’t go so far as to genderswap him.

I didn’t genderswap him. I just implied he’ll give birth.
Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth once.

Point. Ok.

since we’re trying to desperately tie gw2 lore mysteries into this living story:

jennah is a mesmer clone, because the real one has visited isgarren to question him about the disappearance of the garrenhoff townspeople. she hasn’t returned since, but garrenhoff has a few new elementals =)

We will craft Ascended diapers?:-)

you ppl are all high.
She will obviously announce more drop nerfs and more RNG with 20 sides of DR.

Queen Jennah: People of Kryta! Has anyone seen this man’s personality?

Logan: Is she pointing at me?

Mosharn.8357:

you ppl are all high.
She will obviously announce more drop nerfs and more RNG with 20 sides of DR.

I am not high! That mushroom I picked and ate in Caledon Forest was entirely innocuous. Look, the walls are dancing!!!

Avatara.1042:

So she would be barefoot AND pregnant?

What’s next, LSD or smoking pot?

aspirine.6852:

Avatara.1042:

So she would be barefoot AND pregnant?

What’s next, LSD or smoking pot?

Both are safer than driving drunk.

The queen is pregnant with Trahearne’s… demonspawn.

You got it all wrong. There will be no voting on the father. Obviously, the baby that she drops will depend on RNG.

hedix.1986:

You got it all wrong. There will be no voting on the father. Obviously, the baby that she drops will depend on RNG.

and after diminishing returns? will she only drop crumbling bones after the first few babies?

Heh. I blame the Greys…er, Mursaat.

Oranisagu.3706:

hedix.1986:

You got it all wrong. There will be no voting on the father. Obviously, the baby that she drops will depend on RNG.

and after diminishing returns? will she only drop crumbling bones after the first few babies?

most likely a blue because as anet says, “one cannot have enough blues as drops even when farming for days.”

Advent.6193:

Heh. I blame the Greys…er, Mursaat.

Just for you

if she is pregnant (human father) , then offcourse she is pregnant with an alien, humans are the aliens on tyria.

i want to know why she is always barefoot:P

Amanda Whitemoon.6173:

i want to know why she is always barefoot:P

My sylvari is also always barefoot and nobody asks her anything about it

Maybe she isn’t barefoot, but wears other people’s feet for shoes!

The lack of shoes is an illusion. She’s a Mesmer, and an NPC one at that. Those NPC Mesmers are frighteningly powered up … I’m a bit jealous.

Advent.6193:

The lack of shoes is an illusion. She’s a Mesmer, and an NPC one at that. Those NPC Mesmers are frighteningly powered up … I’m a bit jealous.

But why would she make her shoes invisible?

She must be wearing giant floppy clown shoes!

Nobody else thought of “barefoot and pregnant?”

No? Just me? Ok…

Kiriwar.7382:

Nobody else thought of “barefoot and pregnant?”

No? Just me? Ok…

I did, but somehow the stereotypical redneck voice just doesn’t mesh with her.
(I’m from the South, so yes I have seen folks like this.)
Though it would be hilarious during an April Fools to see a COPS inspired raid on Divinity’s Reach.

(Jenna): "Yer a no good lout Logan! "
(Logan): “Git off mah back yer majessstiieee!”
(Jenna pointing a finger at him): “These little minis were half yer fauwlt darnit!” (turning her attention to one of the minis) “Go on, git, mamma and daddy need to talk so go visit Auntie Anise. Now scoot.”
(Seraph officer approaching): “Sir, Ma’am come with us. Apparently your neighbors have been complaining about the noise pollution and we—-”
(Logan): “Neighbors?! You mean those furball Charr?!”
(Seraph): “Sir, racial epithets aren’t needed. We just need you to come to the station and cool off for the night.”