Best NPC lines in the game (Storyline mode)
I really love the character Elli:
Agent Zott: ‘Greetings, Commander! I’m sure you remember me, Zott, master of auxpex enchantments and ocular devices. We met at Claw Island, and —’
Elli: ’ Ahem! Ahem, ahem. AHEM, you toddling ninny-bucket!’
Agent Zott: ’ Yes, yes. This is Elli, my adjunct. Loathe as I am to admit it, she is an expert on holomancy.’
Elli: ‘Adjunct? You wish, stuffy britches. Trahearne said I’m your partner. Nice to see you, Commander. Get ready for some fun!’
Sergeant Eilye Jeyne: ‘Now, it’s a waiting game. We’ll meet at the staging grounds when our scouts tell us a ship’s been sighted. Until then — dismissed.’
Elli: ‘So, Zotty…having trouble with the occlusion interface? I could help you study up on it over a nice bottle of tooromba cider.’
Agent Zott:’ “Sutdy up on it”?! I—you—I mean—hands to yourself, holomancer! And don’t call me Zotty. It’s embarrassing.’
Elli: ‘Aw, you’re absolutely adorable when you’re flustered. Shame it doesn’t happen more often.’
Arise, opressed of Tyria!