Ok we all know Anet has a long and storied history of doing some pretty creative and often hilarious stuff on this day, so what would you LOVE to see them do in WvW, if only for the one day?
Here’s my list:
dolyaks strike back! Those gentle, passive dolyaks have frankly had it with all the slaughter. On April Fool’s Day, the minute a dolyak head butts you …. be it on the road, in a supply camp, or grazing peacefully in a field …. You are transformed into a dolyak yourself for 10 minutes.
alternately … Instead of the dolyak transform … If you try to kill a dolyak, it summons every dolyak on the map to rush in, trample you in a big cloud of dust, and trots off after …. Leaving you face down in the dirt.
trebs and catas deploy cookies, not boulders. This will make everyone work double time because instead of killing your enemy, you’re feeding them. One day of cookie trebs and catas means alternate strategy for attacking
siegerazer instead of being super powered, wanders up to the gate drunk, and passes out.
I vote for drunken kungkittenmaster siegerazer. Each beer makes him more powerful. His supporting team can throw beer at him to keep him going, the opposing ones can throw buckets of water to try and sober him up.
Ferguson’s Crossing: Heliolite & handful of others
I vote for drunken kungkittenmaster siegerazer. Each beer makes him more powerful. His supporting team can throw beer at him to keep him going, the opposing ones can throw buckets of water to try and sober him up.
If siegerazor get drunk enough, he’ll assault SMC alone and punch down the gates…
Engineers are un-nerfed.
Phantasms aren’t screwed in the pooper by “Obstructed.”
Mesmers and Guardians join the Speed Signet Club
Elementalist Fire/Air Traitlines are improved dramatically
Thieves get some bloody use outta P/P
Hundred Blades eats a damage reduction
Pet AI is BUFF
Guardian flame attacks are replaced by soap bubbles full of mini-Quaggans.
and … (drumroll, please!)
Glicko is replaced with a system that uses reasonable logic/WvW population checking to predict matchups.
Malegryne (Sylvari Mesmer), Lannka (Asura Thief) – Ferguson’s Crossing: [PRD/BRB/OMFG]
Other 80s: Any but Warrior
The quaggan nodes, instead of hitting you for damage, suddenly transform all those hit into mini-quaggans, and you have to stay transformed for 5 minutes. You’d have no attacks, just run around as a quaggan.
OR:
There can be a spontaneous event in any keep where skritt “burrow” into your keep and start to muck up the place. You know, apply stuff onto siege that makes it backfire, apply slow tar on stuff, etc. Just cause general chaos until you kill them.
TC Golden Dolyak – [DOLY]
Mesmer – FURY
Rank 55 – Bunker Engi, Top 300
alternately … Instead of the dolyak transform … If you try to kill a dolyak, it summons every dolyak on the map to rush in, trample you in a big cloud of dust, and trots off after …. Leaving you face down in the dirt.
Reminds me of the chickens from Zelda. That would be pretty amazing.
Also, lol vespers!
Ranger downed skill 3 starts working 100% of the time, lolololol.
Give everyone in wvw a commander icon – mayhem would ensure or it would let us see where all of our teammates are collaborating at….
GW2 balance:
A PvE player is supposed to avoid a 1-2 second 1 shotting aoe.
A WWW player is considered uncapable of avoiding a 5,75 second aoe for half his health.
I’d like to see Anet come out with WvW only Tabbards that say, " The COOKIEs are NOT a lie!" Or even cloaks. That way we WuvWuv’s can actually have something special just for our segment of the community.
These are all great ideas! I’m a bit sad this thread got (properly) moved to the suggestions area, I was hoping it’d stay in WvW and lighten things up in there a bit. Ah well.
The folk that summon the bot/npc commander & do not stay with it (because they may have to actually do something themselves) are instantly killed, turned into clown zombies/weeble-wobbles & are forced to stay on the walls of the tower they should of been attacking for the next fifteen minutes, watching the few that did attack so they can learn how it is done ;p
Each beer makes him more powerful. His supporting team can throw beer at him to keep him going, the opposing ones can throw buckets of water to try and sober him up.
