Guild Wars 2

Zombies go “awwwwwwwww brainsawwwwww” but that’s it. In fact these undead sound more like upset thieves than the walking corpses of centuries old Orrians.

My suggestion:
Arisen chat: “awwwwbrainsaaaawwwww”

No, they are not zombies.

Then what are they? My suggestion was just a joke, but I’m still confused why they talk like evey thief in the game.

Answer: They’re not your garden-variety zombies. They’re dragon-magic zombies. Not all zombies are the same.

Yeah, not all are the same – there are hunters, boomers, smokers… hey wait a minute!

One would still think that a rotting fleshy sack of pus wouldn’t be able to make a lot of sound with those dissolved vocal cords, much less blurt out insults, rallying cries and other nonsense.

They look more like ‘infected’ to me.

Palawa’s Mummies and the Lich’s skeletons and ghouls, THOSE were undead.

These? Meh.

Anyways, please don’t make joke suggestion threads. Lots of good suggestions that people should see are getting buried with all the clutter.