Guild Wars 2

Hello,
My boyfriend loves Guild Wars 2. He loves to play wvw, complete as many jps as he can get his hands on, and max out as many crafting skills and characters as possible. But above all, he loves to slaughter helpless bunnies throughout the magical land of Tyria… He has put an end to the lives of countless of these creatures just for sheer pleasure. My brain cannot even fathom the number anymore. This vast amount of rabbits killed takes painstaking dedication and a bloodthirst larger than the lion statue in Lion’s Arch. That is why today I am beseeching you to bestow upon him a “#1 Bunny Serial Killer of Tyria” bunny statue in his home instance or backpack. I’m sure he would treasure it greatly for the rest of his days in Tyria.

lol what kind of crazy person kill bunnies for fun? they r so adorable

i know right? he is adorable all da time!

There’s a certain satisfaction in seeing them in flames or in electric shock death.
Don’t know why it is but, if I see the bunny I go out of my way to slaughter it
I could be in the middle of a Boss fight and I divert my attention just to see it squirm muaha muahah muahahahah !

I think there should be a reward for the least amount of ambient creatures killed

Krosslite.1950:

I think there should be a reward for the least amount of ambient creatures killed

I guess all new characters would start with it and have it taken away if they stray from the path :P

emikochan.8504:

Krosslite.1950:

I think there should be a reward for the least amount of ambient creatures killed

I guess all new characters would start with it and have it taken away if they stray from the path :P

hehe nah… I would suggest it be done on a time played verses number of ambient killed scenario. Example:

7 months played/30000 ambient kills vs 7 months played/3000 ambient kills.
ratio of 150 vs 15

No one can ever be at zero since you can’t help but accidentally kill an ambient time to time.

Laurienne.3645:

lol what kind of crazy person kill bunnies for fun? they r so adorable

I resent that.

Krosslite.1950:

emikochan.8504:

Krosslite.1950:

I think there should be a reward for the least amount of ambient creatures killed

I guess all new characters would start with it and have it taken away if they stray from the path :P

hehe nah… I would suggest it be done on a time played verses number of ambient killed scenario. Example:

7 months played/30000 ambient kills vs 7 months played/3000 ambient kills.
ratio of 150 vs 15

No one can ever be at zero since you can’t help but accidentally kill an ambient time to time.

Or you could do some CRAZY maths where it’s:

Months played / (Ambient creatures killed + 1)

ERMERGERD SO MANY INTENSE MAFFS!

Esplen.3940:

Krosslite.1950:

emikochan.8504:

Krosslite.1950:

I think there should be a reward for the least amount of ambient creatures killed

I guess all new characters would start with it and have it taken away if they stray from the path :P

hehe nah… I would suggest it be done on a time played verses number of ambient killed scenario. Example:

7 months played/30000 ambient kills vs 7 months played/3000 ambient kills.
ratio of 150 vs 15

No one can ever be at zero since you can’t help but accidentally kill an ambient time to time.

Or you could do some CRAZY maths where it’s:

Months played / (Ambient creatures killed + 1)

ERMERGERD SO MANY INTENSE MAFFS!

hehe. Yes, your version is better. Never claimed to be a math major, but back on topic I have no issue with one for the most kills as long as they have one for the least as well in a method that makes sense.
Not everyone is heartless and cold-blooded

I can’t believe this post has so many views. Although I find it hilarious. Maybe when Anet release true home / housing instances we will have trophies from achievements. And then the Ambient Slayer achievement will reward such a trophy.

As punishment, Anet will add 1000 of these to his home instance.

False, I killed more. Leveled to 80 on nothing but bunnies.

Player Character.9467:

False, I killed more. Leveled to 80 on nothing but bunnies.

Like this? I’m not quite level 80, but…

Player Character.9467:

False, I killed more. Leveled to 80 on nothing but bunnies.

The way it should be >:Db

Quarktastic.1027:

As punishment, Anet will add 1000 of these to his home instance.

hahahahha reminds me of zelda when you kill too many chickens xDDD

Umei.7052:

Quarktastic.1027:

As punishment, Anet will add 1000 of these to his home instance.

hahahahha reminds me of zelda when you kill too many chickens xDDD

There’s actually a reference to that in guild wars 2.

I only kill cats. Cat Killer title please.