Guild Wars 2

(with apologies to The Beatles)

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my request?
Its been a desire of mine, and its not in jest
Some 250 years ago give or take a few
My ancestor saw a dwarf or two
And they were upon mighty dolyaks
Dolyak riders, dolyak riders…

It’s a dirty living for a poor man
Raising dead I’ll have you understand
Traveling from the Arch to Icevine Dale
Makes my feet and bones go frail
It’s a steady job, but I wanna be a
Dolyak rider, dolyak rider…

I know an Asuran down in Rata Sum
Kicked around my every two-bit goon
He’d do far better up in a howdah
Sipping tea and eating clam chowder
He’d be safe and sound and he’d be a
Dolyak rider, dolyak rider…

+1 for creativity.

Dolyak’s would make a great Norn mount.

+1
Funny, Creative, and an interesting concept.