Guild Wars 2

Hey Fellow Adventurers. Guess what!? This game is a kittening joke. Please stop playing our kittenty game that relies only on RNG and frustration and go play a game that actually requires some thought and skill. Or even better yet, go outside and enjoy your summer. Read a book. Get laid! But what ever you do, stop stop stop playing this generic, overly simplistic excuse for an MMO. We have nothing further to offer you. We keep putting out updates trying to extend the time it takes for you to uncover the fact that we are merely a group of chimpanzees trying to program a game compatible for a school full of Helen Kellers, but at some point you will realize that we have absolutely no idea what we are doing and/or direction about where we should go. Do you currently love something about this game? Well guess what, kitten YOU! We are going to nerf the kitten out of it until everything you enjoy about this game will be nothing more than a distant memory, and you’ll be forced to play through the filters of nostalgia for any grain or hope of enjoyment/satisfaction. So please, before we embarrass ourselves even more than we already have, cash out your gold on some Korean website, uninstall Guild Wars 2 ( I recommend Revo) and enjoy the rest of your life. This has been your public service announcement. If you should wish to comment on anything you have read in this post, don’t. If you haven’t noticed already. We can’t read. Nor do we care to learn, because that would require us to listen to your concerns and then, god forbid, possibly oblige to your requests. Have a stupendous summer!

Wow, It must have taken you atleast 5 minutes to type that rant. You could have used that time to not letting the door hit you on the way out, but guess you want a bootkick when you leave. Mods please :P