Guild Wars 2

My Molten Alliance Mining Pick, Consortium Harvesting Sickle and Chop-It-All Logging Axe are feeling very jealous right now that the Copper-Fed Salvage-o-Matic makes noises when it gets used but they can’t! I don’t think this is fair, all infinite tools that we paid good gems for should show players some of their flair. They could even have their own personalities reflected in the sounds they make!

Molten Alliance Mining Pick could have a Russian accented guy making dredge-like lines about working for the good of the people, having an unbreakable will etc.

The Consortium Sickle could have a sassy female personality, and chastise the player every few uses for overworking her.

The Logging Axe could just make really loud sounds varying between a chainsaw, a car horn and an angry mob shouting. Also maybe like a bomb blowing up.

We can get the whole community in on this, guys tell me your thoughts on what kind of sounds/“dialogue” you want your infinite tools to say every time you swing them to get some good stuff out in the world!

You don’t like the lightning hitting a tree and somehow cutting it?

lol… I’d prefer a chainsaw sound aswell.

how about this sound for them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOwF0TOv9pI

Well it would be nice, but also very confusing. Copper-o-matic is clearly a rejected golumn or something that was re-purposed for salvage, my pickaxe is just a enchanted pickaxe, so not sure why it would talk… maybe enchanted with dark magic… As for the axe and sickle… no idea.

How about no? I absolutely hate the fact that every single bloody time I salvage something I hear the rusty annoying noise.

No. If anything remove the copper-matic-thingy sound effect please.

Copper-matic-thingy, as you put it, should make the dial-up sound as it salvages.

Ugh, no. I would rather my salvage slot machine made annoying casino sounds than have any other items talk to me.

this is what anet hears when you buy the gems for the coppermatic

Gummy.4278:

this is what anet hears when you buy the gems for the coppermatic

I bought 4. I find them very convenient. I don’t care about spending money on them.

As to the OP, the other infinite tools have good sound effects as it is I don’t see a reason to add more. They do need to sell them more often though. I’m an alt aholic, I need more.