Guild Wars 2

Winterdays are coming !
And along with it, all those wishes for a better world. I still hope i’ll never grow up on that.

As we all know, stress is a plague. And there’s what Anet could do about it…

Introducing a new animated emote : /bug
You’d be able to use it once per hour. Your character would die instantly while the bug-report window opens itself.
Fill it and send it, or just simply close it, you’d then see that perfectly round, peaceful, smiling and freneticly speaking creature, with that stupid and annoying voice of them. Yes, a Quaggan. Picture it ?

So, this little quaggy is coming to revive your toon, and as it rally you’d have to answer that last question : ‘Is there anything else I can do for you ?’

1st possible answer: gracefully, your character hugs the quaggans, because it’s so cute and it will teleport your toon to the nearest waypoint for free.

2nd possible answer: with dignity, your character /salute the helpful creature just before being teleported to the nearest waypoint, for free.

3rd possible answer: ferociously, your toon kick it right in the kisser, because quaggans are a perfect match with anti-stress balls you like to twist with your bare hands, just before being teleported to the nearest waypoint, for free.

Well…. As anything useless, it’s a must have, so I guess it was worth the try.