Introducing new class: MEATSHIELD!!!!
Guard Mentality + Thief Uselessness = Meatshield.
thief uselessness? what is this?
No thanks.
How about a Shield that is made out of Meat, we could call it a Meatshield, then when low on health we could take a bite out of it. I know my char would love it.
“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”