Guild Wars 2

Ok, i was watching an episode of Felix the Cat and it made me think of Pinoccio and the Legend of Zelda, where you go inside the body of a giant sea creature.

It got me thinking: Lion’s Arch has all these boats, so far they only go to the Karken Island, but that event is pretty much done. So, what if there were a new event involving a giant sea monster, you’re on the boat with several other people attempting to drive the creature away from LA. You could use cannons on the boat, drive monsters off the deck, and aim at the creature’s eyes. Maybe the monster wraps around the ship and tries to bring it down and you have to hit it to make it let go. If you fail, you end up inside the creature.

An Organic Dungeon!!!

Fight other creatures the monster has devoured whole, find ways of triggering the monster’s reflexes to open passage ways to travel further away from teeth area and toward the blow hole to escape.

Or something like that…

If you make it out, the monster has had enough of you and leaves the port… for now…

This would be repeatable for a group of 5, like a normal dungeon instance, and maybe could have different paths.

Path 1. Start in the stomach and head up to the mouth, hit the uvula to make the creature vomit you out.

Path 2. Go from the stomach to the blowhole/gills to escape.

Path 3. Go from the stomach to the… you know where and escape that way. Unless someone else has a better suggestion for path 3.

This sounds like fun! I would try it, if it was a normal DE. I didn’t do the weekend event because of all of the complaints about visual spam and lag.

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