Guild Wars 2

NEWS UPDATE:
ArenaNet has announced that on April 1, 2014, they will release an update to Guild Wars 2 in which a temporary—or if they deem it necessary—permanent upgrade for the trebuchet in World versus World will be created for all players.
This new upgrade, which would appropriately titled Wrecking Trebuchet, would include a metal cannonball that hangs by a chain from rigging of the trebuchet.

Primary function of the cannonball: makeshift seat for the user, who would sway back and forth while operating the trebuchet.

Initial Trading Post Price: 0 Gold 10 Silver 0 Copper

The community looks forward to this exciting update.

(EDIT: This post is meant to be a suggestion in the form of a satirical news post. Please do not interpret this a as a “troll post” because that is not my intention)

Troll post in the suggestions forum. This won’t be here for long, and i got the feeling that you wont either.

YES! This would be a great April fools update!

You’re welcome for this suggestion. FA teamspeak best teamspeak NA 2013BrainStorm

For a few extra points you can have Miley Cyrus riding on it:
+500 damage to keeps and towers