Guild Wars 2

I have a solution to all of our problems. It would appear that all end-game – well, the ENTIRE GAME, is built on RNG. Now, if we were to pray to the RNG gods, I’m sure they would grant our petitions and smite our oppressors. So, my advice to you all is to recite this prayer and hope for the best:

Let us bow our heads.

Our father, who art in random, only ANet knows his name, thy dungeons come, our Fractals run, in WvWvW, as it is in End-Game.

Give us this day, our Badges of Honor & forgive us our rolls, as we forgive those who roll against us.

Lead us not to a failed mystic forge, but deliver us when we crit, for thine is the true boss, the judgement of our ascended gear, forever and ever…amen.

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

That’s genius. You sir are very creative.

Thanks, I thought that would brighten up our day

LOL loved it. Maybe praying will help because we’ve tried everything else at this point.

tigirius.9014:

LOL loved it. Maybe praying will help because we’ve tried everything else at this point.

Unless your p® aying to Nexon they simply don’t care.

THATS GENIUS !

Let there be .. no magic find.

you should add the “boogity boogitty boogitty amen” to that.

i had to read it a few times to get it – it is well-written.

that was actually really good lol /cheers

Lol, well done!