Guild Wars 2

We have the princess wand. The pop gun that goes “bop bop.” It’s time for some novelty skins for other weapons:

• Warhorn: the Professional’s Kazoo — the perfect companion for the…
• Sword: the Chef’s Butterknife — cuts through foes like a warm, erm, butterknife through butter.
• Greatsword: the Cook’s Spatula (c’mon, you know that’s what you were thinking when you saw some of the in game GS )
• Mace: the Clown’s Hammer — the bright orange/yellow/red ones that go “doit doit” when clowns try to smash something with them.
• Torch: the Ghost’s Candlestick — the one you expect to see in a haunted house.
• Dagger: the Retractable Dagger (as seen on TV, used by your favorite stuntwomen and stuntmen)
• Focus: the Yo Yo (you know you want one)
• Staff: the Diviner’s Rod — sure, your guardian might only use it for a speed boost, but this one will help you find water, too.

This would be great lol
I call anyone wearing human t3 arm our chefs lol do to actually see them with a butter knife or spatula I would die laughing lolol

I want some others
Frying pan mace skin that bashes foes with a satisfying CLANG!
Shovel hammer skin (ever seen the shoveler in Mystery men?)
Antique Canthan tea pot focus