Guild Wars 2

There are three types of GW2 players: those who love the quaggan, those who hate them, and those who will never read this suggestion.

Support suggested I post this here: Quaggan Slayer 2000

There’s no doubt that the Quaggan have been a marketing success for GW2 however, they’re also a polarizing agent that segments the player community to some degree. Due to this, i would like to suggest building “Quaggan Slayer 2000” to placate the blood-thirst that many players feel when they see a Quaggan. Since Quaggan are perpetual victims, such a mini-game wouldn’t present continuity issues.

In Quaggan Slayer 2000, players are tasked with running through an area and slaying or capturing as many easily defeated quaggan as possible. Quaggan that are captured would be tradable to krait npc’s. The krait would use these quaggan as a food supply and give players tokens similar to the SAB tokens. Players could trade those tokens for armor and weapons that are very obviously fashioned from quaggan pelts and body parts.

So how about it guys and gals? Show your support for some unspeakable violence against Quaggan in a mini-game (or something) called Quaggan Slayer 2000! Let’s get some cool armor skins that look like poorly sewn Quaggan pelts or maybe a Quaggan head shield!

Cole Eyre.8471:

Since Quaggan are perpetual victims, such a mini-game wouldn’t present continuity issues.

This is the single greatest reason it should be done.
Lore demands it!

If they will make another step into this direction after Super Adventure Box and Charr Plush bags, I will hang myself and everyone will do the same who tought GW lore still exists.

Kraits are evil, Quaggans are allies, lore-wise this is bullkitten. Yes I wrote kitten deliberately.

Gandarel.5091:

Kraits are evil, Quaggans are allies, lore-wise this is bullkitten. Yes I wrote kitten deliberately.

Kitten! That’s a great idea! Players could acquire kittens and throw them at Quaggan to subdue them before marching them off to the Krait’s food processing centers!

Cole Eyre.8471:

Gandarel.5091:

Kraits are evil, Quaggans are allies, lore-wise this is bullkitten. Yes I wrote kitten deliberately.

Kitten! That’s a great idea! Players could acquire kittens and throw them at Quaggan to subdue them before marching them off to the Krait’s food processing centers!

Just have to be sure to carefully remove the kittens from them before slaughtering. We don’t want a bunch of dead kittens on our hands.
We’re not monsters.

I’d be amused, but only if the Quaggans rage out on you, once the first 1-3 of ‘em are killed off. Remember, Quaggan will foo your day up
Although, do you really want to help out the Krait? For all we know, the objects they venerate could be linked to Tyria’s equivalent of Cthulhu, or something.

Advent.6193:

I’d be amused, but only if the Quaggans rage out on you, once the first 1-3 of ‘em are killed off. Remember, Quaggan will foo your day up
Although, do you really want to help out the Krait? For all we know, the objects they venerate could be linked to Tyria’s equivalent of Cthulhu, or something.

“The krait are worshiping Cthulhu! Cool!
Er, I mean ‘interesting…’”

theres nothing wrong with cthulhu! :O
would rather have krait as allies than these stupid quaggans

+1 for the suggestions!
players with quaggan backpacks should also be randomly ported into that mini game as a victim…

RashanDale.3609:

players with quaggan backpacks should also be randomly ported into that mini game as a victim…

This! Also if they win the minigame, their quaggan backpacks eyes should be replaced with X’s

Some potential Quaggan Slayer 2000 achievements:

No Child Left Behind: earned for poaching 100 young quaggan
Ecco’s Demise: earned for poaching 100 submerged quaggan
Feeding the Monkey: earned for feeding 500 quaggan to the krait

Ok… let’s see. The Asura just started work on SAB, also they don’t really favor mindless cruelty as a rule, so it wouldn’t be them. Norn aren’t smart enough. Sylvari are way to peaceloving and nice. Humans seem to be trying to promote a classic lets all get along kind of stance. That leaves the Charr, a race known for ingenuity and casual cruelty. I don’t think it would involve capturing Quaggan and selling them to Krait, and it probably wouldn’t be quite as immersive as SAB, but could see a clockwork shooting gallery with Quaggans as the primary targets.

As much as I would love to play a Krait PC, I just can’t do that to the adorable Quaggans.

Why would anyone hate quaggans?

Quaggan Slayer 2000 is a bloodsport so we’ll be able to use our axes and sickles to gather the quaggan young. Then aNet could sell us everlasting axes and sickles

I’d prefer a full Quaggan outfit made from a giant Quaggan pelt. Write “totally not Urf” in the description.

This would be the perfect opportunity for aNet to introduce the Quaggan chaingang which would sing a medley of prison songs while hammering away at those mithril nodes.