Guild Wars 2

New ranger utility “Hurl Pet” with big hand icon:

Pickup and throw your pet owl at the target causing 1337 base damage and 3 second “wtf-was-that” daze.

Hurling a bird causes blind (feathers cloud on collision)
Hurling a feline causes bleed
Hurling a bear causes knockback
Hurling a pig causes fear
Hurling a devourer devours the target. rangeriwinolololol.

Can we have this?

What about catapulting animals? Or, catapulting animals that are on fire?

Korossive.7085:

New ranger utility “Hurl Pet” with big hand icon:

Pickup and throw your pet owl at the target causing 1337 base damage and 3 second “wtf-was-that” daze.

Hurling a bird causes blind (feathers cloud on collision)
Hurling a feline causes bleed
Hurling a bear causes knockback
Hurling a pig causes fear
Hurling a devourer devours the target. rangeriwinolololol.

Can we have this?

*Hurling a bear causes death and causes hernia condition on ranger which can be removed only by special new NPC Surgeon for 15g or Backstreet Surgeon for 5g, but with a high chance to get death.

After using skill the ranger gains the new boon: “Xzibit Smile”