Guild Wars 2

Add a pool at the bottom so there is not a big splat please.

Sorry, to ruin your fun, but…
a) I’ve jumped off of Rata Sun. There is a force field that kills you before you hit the water.
b) even without the force field, hitting the water would kill you any way. From that height hitting water is no different than hitting concrete.

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For problem A, I’m still working on it, perhaps we can convince the Council to allow for a one way opening in the force field to allow exiting the city via the slide.

For problem B, it’s a simple matter of firing a sonic wave disruption device at the water’s surface to break the water tension before striking the surface. We should be able to get one perminantly installed at the splashdown pool.

If you get these problems solved, please allow a way to miss the pool or a rock that I can aim for, so I can get the ultimate Faceplantsu score.

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