Guild Wars 2

• Please remove any bloodsoaked or excessively dirty armor before entering.

• The hot tub may be closed and cleared periodically for a safety check or to apply chemicals. This is a good time to head to the outhouse while our staff adjusts chemicals to ensure proper sanitation of the water/lava/fire whatever it is.

• Running, boisterous or rough play, pushing, acrobatics, dunking, wrestling, dragon balling, splashing, yelling, diving or jumping without care or caution, snapping of towels and improper conduct are highly encouraged.

• Cartwheels, handstands, flips and other such gymnastic activities off the dragon’s head into the hot tub should be done at your own risk. The denizens of the hot tub may be too bemused or befuddled to revive you.

• Releasing Jars of Bees is strictly prohibited.

• Please leave valuables at home. Lost and Found will be disposed of weekly in accordance with Lion’s Arch Council protocol. This week we have collected various Elixir of Heroes, Deionizing Arcanodusters, Diving Goggles, Bottles of Rum, a Wild Young Crab, a Keg of Abbey Ale and for some reason a Cattle Prod.

• Keep watch for some of our shorter citizens sitting in the water and pick them up periodically so they can catch a breath of air.

• If Charr are actively shedding they must be brushed before entering. If the filter clogs, the Mystic Hot Tub could blow sky high!

Could we have a ban on Death from Above diving from the dragons head some drunk charr did that and blew everyone out of the tub.

And no Sylvari please! They have a tendency to leak yellow sap into the hot tub!