Save "Larry" the Cave Troll!

Save "Larry" the Cave Troll!

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Posted by: Arudanel.2701

Arudanel.2701

The Champion Cave Troll in Kryta, known as “Larry” on Piken Square is really a tragic, sad figure. Look at the reality of it:
Larry is not out rampaging, ever on his own. So what does he do? Obvious, he sits at home and eats worms while admiring his pretty rocks with pictures. Heck half the time Ida goes in, gets her bait, and Larry is never an issue. So what is really going on here?
So why is all this happening? Well The Rune Thief, being too spineless to actually confront Larry or even to ask his permission sends some gullible dupe in to steal Larry’s ONLY possession, his rock. When he runs out to get it back, she suckers a pack of gullible treasure hunters to kill him for her, because she’s not only spineless but weak, and then she takes his rock and BREAKS IT INTO PIECES, selling them as Trinkets. She’s not after knowledge, she’s a common thief. Even if she is after knowledge, Larry speaks and understands language so he’s clearly sentient, and owns the rune. Unwilling to take no for an answer, she resorts to theft and then murder to acquire it.
So what do I suggest? Obviously the villain here is the Rune Thief. Not even having a NAME destroys all chance of her being seen as someone after important artifacts, she is simply a thief. So fix the quest. On arrival at the cave, the players see Larry moping outside “Stupid woman take Larry’s onliest rock and kick Larry out!” and that spawns the Champion Rune Thief. The players run inside the cave, and find a power-mad and quite irrational woman using Runic Magic to fire bolts and blasts everywhere shouting things like “It’s mine now, No one can take it from me! The power is MINE!” and after a battle she is defeated. The players go inside and find Larry back inside with his rock, and he sells Grubby Troll Cookies to players, which act as food of some sort. A 10% xp boost to lowbies better than some trinket with the same stats as 4 or 5 other low level trinkets.
Just a suggestion, as these games always assume because someone is a troll, or a human determines if they are good or evil. Larry isn’t evil, he’s just seriously irate after having his ONLY possession stolen repeatedly by some spineless thief and her flunkies.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

If he went to the gem store he could buy a minipet and then he wouldn’t need a pet rock. Surely he has gold by now. He’s been playing since beta, he can afford one lousy minipet. Obviously he has psychological problems if he is that attached to a rock. He needs to get out of his parent’s cave and find his own cave. Maybe a nice one he can share rent with, with some other trolls his age. Find a nice girl troll instead of obsessing over a rock.

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Posted by: Brother Lee.8746

Brother Lee.8746

I would like the case of “Larry The Cave-Troll” to have a happy ending, much Like Gort’s in Kessex.

The spineless rune thief should be made to answer for the blatant dis-regard that they have shown to poor old down on his luck (but happy) Larry..he bothers no-one and leads a simple existence in his cave, never wanting to hurt or harm….just wanting to spend his time with his rock – his precious

Reveal the rune thief for what they are, and let the true treasure hunters apply their own justice on him and not little Larry

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Posted by: Gnat.9405

Gnat.9405

Can we start a campaign to end the hate? I’m from Sorrow’s Furnace and I can muster support for this cause.