Guild Wars 2

I hate getting my clothes filthy by sitting on a dirty un-mopped floor in a tavern… I also hate having to choose the carpet to tell a good story instead of that luxurious red pillow embroidered chair. I also despise how those three plush couches sitting in the nobles house serve no purpose other than to long for the yearning of lying upon them because I can’t even get around the coffee table unless I jump over it.

Honestly ArenaNet.. What do you take us for? Savage Barbarians who must do all sorts of acrobatic moves before we can sit down and have an actually comfortable and peaceful rest?

Well I say you are the perpetrator! Not allowing our weary feet the rest they need unless we opt for a hard stone cold floor or termite infested wood slabs you call wood inlays! Nor will our bodies ever know to true and beautiful sleep that is lying upon a bed… unless we shove one of the Orphans out of their top bunk cot or “misplace” an injured man to take his spot upon the wondrous hospital bed of which has drawn curtains at our disposal (Protip: These curtains.. they do not work.)

WHY ANET! Why must you tease us so?!

No one wishes to sit in chairs?! Or on bar stools?! Or… Or sleep in comfortably blanketed and dressed beds?!

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