Guild Wars 2

Everything about quaggans is meant to evince sympathy, from their plight to their cutesie gurglings. But they are barely better than Jar-Jar Binks, in that they are sometimes useful. However, the only good quaggan is an icebrood quaggan—and we just cannot have those.

What to do?…

First we will need to round them up into concentration camps. Then we will need to select the dumbest and plumpest and exterminate the rest. The dumb and fat get cloned and bred by asurans to be used as battle fodder for the unruly hylek; blubber fuel for streetlamps; seafood for charr, and pet-slaves for humans. This unifies a great many races together. The norn can use them as defenseless bait for krait, since krait are the most frustrating race and need extinction just as badly. The grawl can use them as sacrifices, the dredge for baiting unknown underground aquaterrors, the skritt for recovering stream shinies, and when all are sated, just kill ’em all.

With so much unity in Tyria now, the Pact can make a stand against all draconic and sundry. I’m sure this would make for a great Living World exercise.

Wow. Cooooo coooooo

I support this.

Good, sweet Mellaggan. Quaggans do not like this plan.

No.

But they are barely better than Jar-Jar Binks, in that they are sometimes useful.

Anything is more useful than that manure stain upon another franchise far far away.