Guild Wars 2

First off allow me to introduce myself. I am Swagman, explorer, adventurer, gentleman.

Now I, as a gentleman of the free-and-easy sort, who plume himself with being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of my capacity for adventure by observing that I am good for anything from agility challenges to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects.

And being that my rather impressive collections of armour invariably announces, it’s inability to speak notwithstanding, my rather deft ability for dispatching foes. I feel that my more brutish side is well represented.

It is my great misfortune then, to inform you that my paltry collection of civilized formal wear does not accurately represent, much to my chagrin, the finer more Bon Vivant side of my personality.

I am therefore disposed to this rather simple entreaty. I request the addition of a few finely tailored garments. The finest suits for the gentlemen, and gowns for the ladies. I have already purchased the finely made top hat, but it simply does not fit right with the peasant’s rags I currently wear.

I thank you most humbly for taking the time to humor my request. And if other persons of nobility understand my plight, please do voice your concerns, in the most respectful manner.