“Tonics are consumables that transforms the player into a monster. The monster the player is transformed into is dependent on the tonic used. Almost all known tonics are acquired through opening Black Lion Chests.” — GW2 Wiki
“Hey, what’s that you got there?”
“It’s a tonic. It turns me into a monster.” [gulp] “See?”
“Wow, you’re a Skritt! That’s cool! Do you have any special attacks?”
“Well, no… It’s just a cosmetic change. And all my abilities go away.”
“Oh. Well, got any fun emotes you can do? Can you dance?”
“…No…”
“So what can you do as a Skritt?”
“Uhm. I can… run back and forth a bit?” [runs about]
“…I see… well, what are those other tonics you have?”
“They’re… more Skritt tonics. I got three at once.”
“Oh! Can I have one? We could be Skritt together!”
“Actually… no, I can’t give one to you; they’re bound to me.”
“Oh. So basically you can transform and stand there a couple more times, should you ever need to do so.”
“…Yeah. I have eleven left-over Ooze tonics as well…”
“…”
TONICS: Half the calories, half the fun!
Well, let’s face it. As a novelty item, tonics are a little sad, aren’t they? I already have a pile of them taking up precious space. Honestly, at this rate, they’re probably just going to get deleted, and that seems like a waste to me. Especially seeing as they could be much more fun.
So, let’s make them more fun! Here are some suggestions:
- Make Tonics Tradable - Why these things are account-bound is a mystery to me. I’m having a hard time coming up with the widespread tonic abuse scenario that’s being safeguarded against here? Let us trade ’em! Let us pass them out to friends, so we can become little packs of monsters! Much potential for fun is lost by having Tonics bound, and for no apparent reason.
- Make Tonics Collectable - What could it hurt? Give us a Tonic Collection Bank. The obsessive com—er uhm I mean… the completists among us will then want them all! Collecting is fun! Feed the addic—uh that is to say… accommodate player preferences!
- Add Special Emotes To the Skill Bar - I’ve noticed one monster transformation, the Fire Imp, has what seems to be a special emote option. I think all of the transformations should have at least one of these emote skills, and maybe more. At the very least, Skritt should receive the Gangnam Style dance. That’s just a no-brainer.
- Add Second Tier Tonics to the Mystic Forge - Certain combinations of chest-acquired Tonics could unlock forge-exclusive Tonics, and wouldn’t that be neat? Maybe these could be the emote-equipped versions? There could also be a small chance to receive a related miniature?
- Thrown Tonic = Temporary Miniature - This might make too much of a lag mess? But it’d certainly be amusing. The duration could be brief, and the miniature could just wander about a bit, rather than following the caster like a true mini does.
…Implementing any of these suggestions would be, I think, a great improvement. However, I believe implementing them all would significantly increase the novelty value of Tonics, bring more people to the Trading House, and make actually opening Black Lion Chests a more appealing proposition (right now I’m thinking of building a house with my stack of unopened chests).
Thanks for reading! More suggestions and discussion welcome!