Guild Wars 2

So I finally decided I would try to go through everything to get a legendary weapon and since my favourite types are both bows that’s where I started looking into.

The problem is whereas greatswords are themed epicly with sunrise and twilight the bows seem like they are meant for hippies, bronies and girls. One shoots ponies and one is made of flowers.

While I admit it would be a bit of a laugh to shoot ponies at people I would much prefer to get something awesome for all the effort it takes to acquire.

Multiple legendaries would be good.

Nothing shoots ponies.

It’s a unicorn that shoots rainbows.

Alright I will give that they do appear to be unicorns but if this is not photoshopped (http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/File:The_Dreamer_effects_2.jpg) then they might as well be ponies

You can clearly see the black horn that makes it a unicorn. Ponies don’t have horns.

The bow itself is a butterfly wing, and a unicorn head, and a unicorn tail at the bottom, with pink and blue tassels. It fires unicorns that leave rainbow trails.

That picture is of a ranger using Poison Volley, to show off the five shots at once, all as unicorns.

If you don’t like the bows (Like myself) then there are a large number of other legendary weapons you can choose from. Every profession has access to at least five legendary weapons.

That doesn’t work so well for me, my favourite skill sets are ranger shortbow and ranger longbow. It feels like there legendaries should either be more mass appealing all around or like I said at first having more than one of each weapon type at legendary.

As much as I love the bows, upon first seeing them my first thought was, “Do the devs think that guys don’t like bows?” They ARE beautiful, and I will get them. But I am a girl.

Don’t the unicorns have Arena Net cutie marks? Since cutie marks is a staple of My Little Pony, you can technically say it does shoot ponies considering all the ponies, even the Pegasus and Unicorn variety, all fall under the blanket of ‘My Little Pony’.

Just be patient, I imagine they will be adding more legendary weapons, eventually. But with all the other stuff that they have to work on, it might be a while. There aren’t too many people that can’t afford to get legendary weapons yet (myself included), so it’s probably not at the top of their to-do list. At the very least, they won’t be adding more legendary weapons till after they finish making all types of ascended gear (which they’re currently working on).