Guild Wars 2

i miss the banana scythe from GW1. i think it’d be hilarious if there was a fruit themed set. A giant banana greatsword for example…

just some food for thought.

That sounds a-peel-ing

Henge.3907:

That sounds a-peel-ing

HAHAHAHAHA I just spit coffee on my screen.

Honestly, I have to say no to that.

It’s already bad enough that we have a candy cane hammer skin.

Personally, if I want hilarity out of my weapons, I think I already have ample options. In fact, I already use:

• A wrench mace skin (Fixer Upper)
• A wooden sword (Toy Sword)
• A wooden dagger (Toy Dagger)
• A slingshot (Slingshot)

If I used a profession with Scepters or Foci, I would use Courage or Princess Wand for sure.

Lest we forget the ultimate Guardian weapon combos: Moonshine/Courage (dual wield booze) and Kevin/Adam (a femur and a skull). And the Pirate Torch, a spine with an opened skull and flame coming out the top… Sure, plenty of gag weapons but I see no harm in the banana scythe, especially since it’ definitely already in lore

If they are going to do silly skins, then I’d suggest that it be something they do it on April Fool’s Day. Everyone’s weapon take on the appearance of some really silly skin for the day. Imagine twilight as a balloon sword, mad moon shield appears as a chocolate chip cookie with a bite taken out, a focus appears as a big foam finger, pistols and rifles take on the colorful looks of super soaker water guns and so on. Armor could transform too. Heavy armor takes on the look of a clown with big floppy shoes and baggy pants, medium armor takes on the look of a mime, and light armor is made entirely of balloons with silly balloon hats. There could also be a mini game that is clown themed with rewards to let you obtain any or all of the silly skins to apply to real weapons, or if not skins just consumable tonics that let you temporarily change your appearance to the silly skin look for a short time. The mini game could have skills like:

“prat fall”-player falls down causing opponent to burst out laughing (stunned for 2s). Player bleeds for 3 s.

“squirting flower”-player shoots stream of water from lapel flower at opponent doing x amount of damage.

“banana peel”-player lays down trap causing opponent to be knocked down when triggered.

“pie in the piehole”-player launches pie at opponent causing x amount of damage.

“to the moon Alice”-player points to the sky causing opponent to look up (dazed 1-2s), player then has a follow up skill combo that shoots out a boxing glove Tom and Jerry style to their opponent’s face.

“curly shuffle”-player drops to the floor running on his side in a circle causing opponent knock down and damage.

“eye gouge”-player attempts to poke opponent’s eyes one-handed ‘Moe style’, causing x damage. If blocked, alternate skill allows player to attempt eye gouge with two hands.

“nyuck nyuck”-multipurpose blocking/dodging skill (requires timing the block just right). When used against ‘eye gouge’, player can block first attack using the one-handed ‘Curly style’ hand to the face. When used against ‘pie to the piehole’, player ducks thrown pies. When used against “squirting flower”, player dodges water stream followed by a secondary retaliation skill giving the player the opportunity to attack opponent using a seltzer bottle with a more powerful stream causing greater damage.

“what’s that behind you?”-for 5s, player gains 33% speed buff, becomes invisible and skill changes to secondary attack skill “pantsing” which lets the player from melee range pull down opponent’s pants causing opponent to be immobile for 2s.

“you broke my Stradivarius!”-player smashes violin over opponent’s head causing damage.

Just to name some funny possibilities.

@CattivoUomo HAHAHAI love it! Awesome!

Inimicus.7162:

Lest we forget the ultimate Guardian weapon combos: Moonshine/Courage (dual wield booze) and Kevin/Adam (a femur and a skull). And the Pirate Torch, a spine with an opened skull and flame coming out the top… Sure, plenty of gag weapons but I see no harm in the banana scythe, especially since it’ definitely already in lore

There’s also Zhaitan’s Reach, which is a severed arm.

Henge.3907:

That sounds a-peel-ing

Good one!

Olba.5376:

Inimicus.7162:

Lest we forget the ultimate Guardian weapon combos: Moonshine/Courage (dual wield booze) and Kevin/Adam (a femur and a skull). And the Pirate Torch, a spine with an opened skull and flame coming out the top… Sure, plenty of gag weapons but I see no harm in the banana scythe, especially since it’ definitely already in lore

There’s also Zhaitan’s Reach, which is a severed arm.

I am for A weapon like Zhaitan’s Reach, only its called Zhaitan’s Wave, an undead arm scepter that waves at everyone as your fighting. i think this would be best troll weapon

Now we have an expensive floppy rubber sword! ick. I am not a huge fan of joke weapons but whatever if someone else wants them.