Guild Wars 2

I’ve seriously only gotten 2 likes on FB for this joke all day and I think it’s better than that.

Just in case the punchline doesn’t click for you, here’s a reference.

I thought it was funny. Though it did take the picture to remind me what you were referring too.

Making people laugh… slowly, and one at a time! =)

honestly I looked at the flower anatomy diagram with intentions of writing a joke, and after I saw it, the joke wrote itself.

To be perfectly honest I had to look at the picture… I forgot about my plant biology.

Though I guess to be fair it has been several years since I was in any sort of biology class.

Just saw this post, I did laugh. Botany geek for the win!

Im just going to blame my poor english for not knowijg what a stigma is.

The other day something like this happened:

Guildie1: looking for 1 moar for fractals 12, guardian pl0x!!
Me (mesmer): ill come : D.
Guildie2: NO ALICE GOAWAY WE DONT WANT YOU
Me: why, do you hate me?
Guildie3: nono, we just care about you. If we get the dredge fractal and take a while to get through you wont be able to photosentize and die.

People nowadays will do anything to fill their “need 1 guardian” needs >_<.

edit: or they just didnt want someone in the party eho was more awesome than them.

this has been amusingly arousing XD

A Sylvari’s Bark is worse than his Bite. Just thought of that ;3

^Sylvari females prefer males with more bark than bite…

what does male Sylvari say in bed?
everything has a right to grow.

what does female Sylvari say in bed?
seize the moment.

+1 from me.
When sylvari throw parties, do you think that they say they’ll have a chloroblast?

How do you call Sylvari squad fighting Zhaitan’s army? Plants vs. Zombies

So when Sylvari eat, they have to poop.
Are they fertilizing themselves when the poop is still in their bowels?

knbBlackTemplar.3059:

How do you call Sylvari squad fighting Zhaitan’s army? Plants vs. Zombies

Why is this not the name of a Sylvari guild yet?

Grimno.6172:

So when Sylvari eat, they have to poop.
Are they fertilizing themselves when the poop is still in their bowels?

Who says they have to poop?

This joke should be hilarious actually, I agree. In Tyria it would be

Great jokes I remember the time when I and a friend of mine were doing a jumping puzzle – he was a sylvari and was ahead of climping the tree. Suddenly he screamd in teamspeak and I’ve seen him falling right before me dooooowwwwnnnn. And me?
“sigh Are we playing “Windfalls” again?"

First thing that came to mind for me was the splinters.

If you ever meet a Sylvari with a white afro, resist the urge to hold their neck and blow on their hair.
They are NOT dandelions and may actually see this as flirting.
Unless that’s your thing, if so get a bee outfit just to be polite.

Pact Soldier #1: There’s a spy amongst us.

Pact Soldier #2: It’s that Sylvari! He’s a plant!

I’m just gonna: Make like a sylvari and leave. ;oD
(Derived from: make like a tree and leave.)

If you throw a Sylvari is that considered tossing salad?

Malganis.7468:

If you throw a Sylvari is that considered tossing salad?

Hate to be that guy, but to the first post, I don’t get it.

i will just leave it here

…This won’t end well.