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Here’s cute Sylvari joke I thought of while picking up Chinese Elm bark outside:

A Sylvari male enters a bar and orders a drink.

He then makes small talk with the bartender, “I have a great name for a band I’m gathering together for a show tonight. It will be great!”

The bartender replies, “Oh yeah? what is your band’s name?”

The Sylvari reponds back, “The Knotly Crew!”

Anyone got Sylvari jokes that could be posted here?

Yumiko Emi Ishida 80 Ele, Hikari Kyoko Ishida 80 Guard TC-NA. Active RPer of NA megaserver.

Posted by: Sera.6250

when two sylvari both say the same thing at the same time

they knock on each other

What do you call a sylvari on a wyld hunt in Orr?

-Plants vs Zombies
^stole this btw

I save Ascalon against another Charr invasion, and my father trifles with doors!

What do you call it when a Norn throws a Sylvari?

Tossing the salad.

Posted by: Xyvol.1265

Why do sylvari make the worst spies?

Because everyone knows they’re a plant.

SnowHawk.3615:
What do you call it when a Norn throws a Sylvari?

Tossing the salad.

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haha

What do they call a Sylvari at 6 in the morning?

Morning Wood. (cue the drums)

FOR SKYRIM!!!!!