Guild Wars 2

Just saying hi to our neighborhood firewood, I mean friends.

Signed,
The Black Citadel’s finest

I have been thinking about redecorating. Maybe a nice fur rug?

Nice stuffed head above my fireplace? Or maybe a lucky Charr paw. Haven’t decided. Tho a rug does sound nice.

I’ll be sure to send my Asuran merchant near the citadel with catnip and balls of yarn.

Big words for a garnish!

Yes but we can actually use them. Whereas you Charr just mew for treats.

Oversized house pet.

Talking fern.

/15chars

I wonder…would the wittle kitty purr if I pet it?

Can I start a fire by rubbing two sylvari together?

Nah, they’re too cool for that.

Well, just saying but the “kitty” has claws, whereas the sylvari have um… leaves?

Orlando.8192:

I wonder…would the wittle kitty purr if I pet it?

Nah it would probably bite your arm of… Do try!

The Great Imperial Smelter is feeling a little cool today, better dump some more sylvari in to get the heat going.

Need more dog meat to eat and some cat guts for those violin strings.

It would seem that today this Sylvari’s bark was louder than it’s bite.

YEAAAAAHHHHH

-TBCF

Who let the char barge in here and start smoking pale sprouts?
And I know it’s pale sprouts because char start getting more jerky than usual!

Don’t get too sassy, Charr engineers have perfected a non-selective herbicide aerial bomb. Would be a shame to detonate a few over that stupid tree of yours.

Can’t we all just get along? My charr guardian bodyguard and I are just fine together. Of course, I do smell like catnip… #looks over at the stoned demon-kitty#

Hey, walking carpets! Why did the Charr lick his balls? Because he was trying to get the taste of Charr cooking out of his mouth!

I hope I don’t get in trouble for that one :S

Now now children lets try to get along.

Tradewind.6913:

Don’t get too sassy, Charr engineers have perfected a non-selective herbicide aerial bomb. Would be a shame to detonate a few over that stupid tree of yours.

Was this before or after your vaunted engineers formulated a multi-cat style of litter?

Please spay and neuter your Charr today.

This is a public service announcement funded by the Sylvari Firstborn.

Disastersaurus.3146:

Please spay and neuter your Charr today.

This is a public service announcement funded by the Sylvari Firstborn.

You overgrown scratching posts! Don’t make me use you for firewood !

No more catnip for the cats.
So wait the black citadel is like a crazy cat lady?

Dafariel.6420:

Disastersaurus.3146:

Please spay and neuter your Charr today.

This is a public service announcement funded by the Sylvari Firstborn.

You overgrown scratching posts! Don’t make me use you for firewood !

Actually living plants, burn slower then animals.

Which means I am thinking of might gathering some nice charr to burn.

Plus we have poi,thorns, and a lot more, which is a lot worse then any little kitty claws.

Don’t you know the most deadliest thing on earth is a plant.

So unless you want a painful death. Get on your knee’s and purr like a good kittie and I might get you a treat.

well, at least sylvari have DEFINITELY got wood.

We have: Charrlie Sheen. Charrles D ickens. Winston Charrchill. Charrmander. Charrmeleon. Charrzard.

You have: …. Woody Allen?

Edited for the purposes of getting Charles D ickens to show up past the filter….

BlueStripedTiger.3760:

We have: Charrlie Sheen. Charrles D ickens. Winston Charrchill. Charrmander. Charrmeleon. Charrzard.

You have: …. Woody Allen?

Edited for the purposes of getting Charles D ickens to show up past the filter….

Woody Woodpecker, Woody Harrelson, Sheriff Woody

We also have Sarah Pale Tree. But they have Charrak Obama…

You can have Charrack Obama >.>

Just checking in after the weekend to see if you’ve all sprouted some new chutes or if it’s time to get the fertilizer out.

Considering how much fertilizer the Charr spew out, this should be an easy task for you.

I like you. Which is odd, because I usually don’t like salad.

I’ll be sure to visit you specifically at the petting zoos next time I ‘leaf’ the Grove lol.

I nearly died as I was scrolling down to the reply box. Oh, goodness, you guys are hilarious!

Where all the single lettuce at?

Vacks.6459:

Where all the single lettuce at?

What happens in veges stays in veges.

That Sylvari had dat asparagus.

You guys are so recharrded. (-.- ‘) I’m going to go vacuum my room. Don’t follow me or it might get you! O.O

/givestheoversizedkittywithlowselfesteemcatnip. now. knock it off. and if you pee on the sofa again, you’re going in a cardboard box outside LA