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Posted by: Scumbag Mawile.6384

Scumbag Mawile.6384

…to the Champion Risen Quaggan.

It one-shotted my kitten to the ground in one fell dunk, snatches of Space Jam echoing as my devoted booty hit the floor.

It then opened its maw and fired the spookiest of lasers everywhere, destroying the batteries, vaporizing the megalaser and sheering off one of Tequisha’s wings (which it later devoured), all while sloshing miscellaneous juices onto my robes and heralding itself as the antiQuag cometh.

Anet, I demand you nerf this heresy into the ground so deep that not even Primordus can feel its wrongness. I play this game to have fun, not to be mocked for my beliefs, and this is an openhanded insult not only to me, but to the tens of thousands of your loyal players who share my religion. Thank you.

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Disciple of Quag

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Posted by: spikyblackhair.4951

spikyblackhair.4951

…now I know how the mega laser was destroyed 3 seconds into battery defense phase that one time. It all makes perfect sense…

I also like how your asura was just knocked down by the sheer awe and wonderment of the glory that is the laser quaggan.

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Posted by: Kalanaar.4150

Kalanaar.4150

no nerfs to tequalt or its friends, period. It is one of the few difficult bosses of gw2 (+claw of jormag)

Kunnat Aravok, Guardian of the tarnished coast

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Posted by: Onshidesigns.1069

Onshidesigns.1069

no nerfs to tequalt or its friends, period. It is one of the few difficult bosses of gw2 (+claw of jormag)

This is not raid content for guilds. As it is now, it takes large guilds to win the fight.

Dragons are for everyone because the story revolves around them to much. So the fight should scale to the number of players fighting.

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Posted by: incandescence.6784

incandescence.6784

…to the Champion Risen Quaggan.

It one-shotted my kitten to the ground in one fell dunk, snatches of Space Jam echoing as my devoted booty hit the floor.

It then opened its maw and fired the spookiest of lasers everywhere, destroying the batteries, vaporizing the megalaser and sheering off one of Tequisha’s wings (which it later devoured), all while sloshing miscellaneous juices onto my robes and heralding itself as the antiQuag cometh.

Anet, I demand you nerf this heresy into the ground so deep that not even Primordus can feel its wrongness. I play this game to have fun, not to be mocked for my beliefs, and this is an openhanded insult not only to me, but to the tens of thousands of your loyal players who share my religion. Thank you.

Haha. Nice post, even better pic. Thank you.

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Posted by: Xae Isareth.1364

Xae Isareth.1364

All report that undead Quaggan for hax.