Guild Wars 2

I just wanted to thank you for them. Gonna go roll around in them again.

To Tequatl I say, “So long and thanks for all the fish!”

You can place a Hero’s Banner where they spawn. Just saying.

Sungam.9204:

You can place a Hero’s Banner where they spawn. Just saying.

Might actually do that, lol.

It’s entirely possible to res yourself before they respawn, right? I’ve never been able to test it without someone running to help first (admittedly I’ve probably spoiled the same test for a few people, who looked like they were hitting the things on purpose) but it seemed like I would have had plenty of time.

So why are there so many people who run in, get hit, and just… sit there? Is ‘bandage’ somehow not commonly understood?

The same reason people don’t know to have stability ready when Tequatl goes back on two legs.

If you dodge roll into them they don’t hit you when they explode. It’s fun.

The fish heads are literally the best part about this patch.

Scarlet stuffed them with her gifts. How nice of her.

I don’t get the point to insta-kills in any game, even fairly innocuous ones like these. The developers might as well put up signs saying ‘Hey, let’s needlessly annoy the players’, particularly for the ones hiding in the reeds.

Still, I suppose they’re helpful when Daily Reviver comes up.

if you’re downing because of the heads… it’s letting you know not to fight in the teq ball

Sungam.9204:

You can place a Hero’s Banner where they spawn. Just saying.

You can also place portal entre where the fish spawn then leave portal exeunt near people.

Charak.9761:

if you’re downing because of the heads… it’s letting you know not to fight in the teq ball

Once you know to avoid them they just become pointless annoyances. If someone can’t figure out how to walk between them then they pretty much wouldn’t be able to play the game at all.

As I said, I just don’t see why they’re there. At least previously when you were waiting for Teq you could grind the mobs that used to be out on the beach. I suppose I just miss that as a break from the dance parties.

@Exosferatu – Okay, that is amusing but again, people will figure it out and just avoid it. I suppose one can get some laughs in the meantime.

They need a gathering tool that causes one to pop out on use.

Almost as amusing as watching AFKers get killed at the WP whenever that krait event spawns during the wait for “Something’s in the wartur…”

The fishheads are hilarious. There’s plenty of time to res yourself if you hit one, if one of the people standing nearby don’t get to you first, so they don’t do any permanent damage, but they do make you watch where you’re going, and a lot of people seem to have fun figuring out what they can get away with around them.

I have a ridiculously tanky warrior, so I only lose around 60% of my health when I get hit by one. I like just running directly into them to kill nearby squishies or be the worst example to follow.

Exosferatu.2961:

You can also place portal entre where the fish spawn then leave portal exeunt near people.

Now that’s a fun idea right there, put it right near the launch pads to ensure someone uses the portal. evil grin