Ode to Tequatl the Sunless

Ode to Tequatl the Sunless

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Posted by: Lonami.2987

Lonami.2987

This is for fun, no offense to any group of players.

Make sure to put this: https://soundcloud.com/arenanet/bash-the-dragon in the background while you read. Relax and enjoy!

  • This world never lived in shadow from a pair of demon’s wings,
  • and none here feared the whining or the drama it may bring.
  • The players put on quite a show, expecting him sure dies,
  • but there’s just one course of action and it involves tears and cries…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • Turn it back to faceroll content!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • May it never fail his event!…
  • We send our worst and lamest to attack like a huge swarm,
  • the skill-less and the lazies each line up to join the farm.
  • The players may leave disruption in a swath across the land,
  • but none will be left looting when our dragon makes a stand…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • Turn it back to faceroll content!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • May it never fail his event!…
  • Players come in dozens from the Peaks and from the Shore,
  • But he faces each wave with bravery and he’ll never lose this war.
  • In every brawl a few may fall and more will surely shoo,
  • and if players lose and don’t get loot then this is what they’ll do…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • Turn it back to faceroll content!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • May it never fail his event!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • Turn it back to faceroll content!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • May it never fail his event!…
  • NERF THE DRAGON! ZERG THE DRAGON!
  • May it never fail his event!…

It’s been only one day, lay down your torches and wait some days before asking for a nerf. Challenging stuff can be pretty fun if you have patience to learn by failing a few fights.

Remember how everyone complained dungeons were too hard at the beginning? Nowadays people is asking for hard modes ;P.

Elonian elite specialization ideas: El: Dervish
M: Bladedancer – N: Scourge – En: Occultist – Ra: Swampstalker
T: Sharpshooter – G: Sunspear – Re: Hierophant – W: Corsair

Ode to Tequatl the Sunless

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Posted by: Tanith.5264

Tanith.5264

Waiting around for him to spawn is just as perilous, though, which is why I’ve had this running through my head all afternoon:

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, run from them, BLAM!!!

Tanith Fencewalker, Tanni Mindbender, Thyra Wrathbringer, Lovecraft Thrall
Guardians of the Vault [GotV] and Guíld of Dívíne Soldíers [GoDS]
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Posted by: Wolfheart.1938

Wolfheart.1938

+1 good sir

“We have no first-person view because stupid people would lock into it”
“You can’t have more than 10 HS decks because that would confuse people”
“30 fps is more cinematic”

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