Guild Wars 2

Don’t get me wrong, I love the changes made to Tequatl. There finally seems to be visual evidence as to why the races of Tyria are running around like panicking, headless azura – of the undead variety.

Its cool, and once or twice a day I rock up, get shunted into an overflow, get slaughtered and leave grumbling. Good times ^^

What doesn’t seem to add up anymore is Zhaitan. Obviously his quirksome demise is necessary for storyline purposes. Without overtly revealing anything to those who haven’t done it yet, Zhaitan meets his end to spoofles, rainbows and a steel butterfly.

This is not to debate the legitimacy of spoofles, rainbows or steel butterflys however, this is just to say that the 100 man slaughtering Tequatl is far more fearsome than his “5 man ousted” lord and master – Zhaitan.

Perhaps Zhaitan has epic mind control powaz, perhaps he offers good retirement packages. Perhaps Tequatl is just lazy :/

I guess it would be nice if some intermediate 50 man raid was put between the story quests and story mode Arah, in which people (enmass) could privately queue to be eaten to Zhaitan. Thoroughly. And without any spoofles or butterflys – to which Zhaitan seems to be allergic. And as that is never going to happen :), it would be nice if any future elder dragons we get to take on more closely resemble Sir Lieutenant then Sir Zhaitan.

But such debatable topics are perhaps premature. Far more pressing is this fool on the froggy gloop launcher, who either be AFK or unaware of the “2” button’s location on his keyboard. You will need excuse me while I reiterate to him the truths of his existence, in a calm and civilised manner…