Guild Wars 2

I hope my rewording of this classic song, makes your Wintersday more cheerful and helps ease the falls you make doing the Winter Wonderland jumping puzzle. Sung to the original Frosty the Snowman.

I present,
Frosty the Snow Globe.

Frosty the Snow Globe was a jumpy happy goal,
With a melting snowflake and a snow boulder
And some presents that’ll explode.

Frosty the Snow Globe is fairly hard, they say,
It was made of snow but the children
Know how it steals your soul each play.

There must have been some magic in that
that last try I just made.
For when I made it to the box
I began to shout “hooray”.

O, Frosty the Snow Globe
Was a pain as it could be,
And the children say you could jump
And pray just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
I just fell into Snow
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at that Jumper Go.

Frosty the Snow Globe knew
The sun was hot that day,
So its said, “Let’s run n jump
We’ll have some fun
Before the snowflakes melt away.”

Down to the Big box,
With a present in your hand,
Running here and there and
Jumping in the air saying,
Please land on this if I can.

You’re led down the snowflake path
Right to the Peppermint Drops.
And you can only pause a moment or
Your heart will have to"Stop!"

For Frosty the snow globe
You have to hurry on your way,
But when it goes goodbye,
“Don’t you cry,
It’ll be back again some day.”

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
I just fell into Snow
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at that Jumper Go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
The presents are gonna Explode!

Edit: scroll down to a later post to see “Jumping in a Winter Wonderland”

100 views no replies wow it really must suck.

=D Love it…))

Coin Flunk.3024:

=D Love it…))

Thanks

It’s not kittening about something so people refrain from replying Good job though, enjoyed it ^^.

What in your head makes you think of this? I like it a lot especially the part about it’ll steal your soul. Are you planning on making more?

Genius! Nice work on this!

Great job, very cute!

both dark & hilarious XD

That’s brilliant.

Someone that can sing needs to make a youtube video immediately.

Lol love it. Mucho hilarious

I just want to share this with as many people as possible. Please comment so more people do see it. Otherwise it just gets buried.

Just brilliant!

Now I need to listen to Ultima Thule’s version of Frosty the Snowman.

Gummy.4278:

I just want to share this with as many people as possible. Please comment so more people do see it. Otherwise it just gets buried.

This is the Wintersday thread. I wouldnt be opposed to a sticky. I mean…who doesn’t need to read this?

I hope everyone had a good Christmas.

ithaqua.5684:

What in your head makes you think of this? I like it a lot especially the part about it’ll steal your soul. Are you planning on making more?

Yes! Well I worked out the parody of the Original title of the puzzle to match the song.
So without further ado, I present “Jumping in a Winter Wonderland”. Sung to the original, Walking in a Winter Wonderland.

Snow-flakes melt, there’s no missin
Jumps are true, what ya wishing.
A slippery flight
Across the snow globe tonight
Jumping in a winter wonderland

Go away other players
Here in my way, multi layers
Blocking my scene
You know what I mean
Jumping in a winter wonderland

In the middle we can find presents
That explode when you come around

If you can jump fast
That’s the plan
But you can’t stand to long
Cause you’ll fall n hit the ground

Later on, we’ll tire
From missing jumps up higher
To face plant I’m afraid
Is the only reward I’ve made
Jumping in a winter wonderland

Also in the middle there’s a snow boulder
You can try to go around
If you don’t get on the peppermint
Your butt is gonna get knocked down

When you make it, ain’t it thrilling
By a hair into the box be spilling
We’ll jump and play, the Arenanet way
Jumping in a winter wonderland