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I don’t see why Toymaker Tixx should have to waste valuable Asuran resources giving presents to bookahs who won’t even understand how to play with the toys anyway.

It’s to distract them from the genophage we’ve distributed along with it

You gremlins should shut up and go back to the caves you crawled out from! =D

Unfortunately our “caves” got squatted by some inconvenient forces.^^

Wasn’t Teyo’s floating grizwhirl described as a toy?

Just saying.

What blatant racism. Another shining example of how much better the asura are than the rest of us lowly cretins. Pah.

That is not cool little monster

You are kinda mistaken: Toymaker Tixx doesn’t make presents FOR bookah, he is making presents OF bookah. xDDD

Vorpal Smilodon.3025:

Do not worry yourselves colleagues. As has already been seen with skritt test subjects, bookahs will recognize any article of asuran design as highly valuable – it is my analysis that these ‘presents’ going to cities outside of Rata Sum are none other than asuran trash.

Discharged ether crystals, metamagical secretions, worn hyperkinetic bearrings – all that glitters is not gold, but it can certainly be traded as such to the ignorant savages in faraway lands.

This Wintersday I, Ploop the Didactic, will be giving away free copies of my latest bestseller, “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria(1)” at special signings held in all major cities throughout Tyria! Don’t miss your chance to get your filthy paws on one of the greatest literary works ever to be produced, and (with dedicated study) raise your intellectual standards to near-compatibility with your Asuran peers!

(1) “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria” utilises proprietary instantaneous ocular-cerebral data transfer algorithms. Side-effects may include headaches, nausea, blurred vision, vertigo, a temporary or permanent comatose state, and in the case of Charr and Norn users, uncontrollable drooling, prolonged flatulence and halitosis. Ploop the Didactic accepts no responsibility for any undesired effects experienced by non-Asuran users of “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria”.

There will be no presents left after the charr blow the little monster’s golemblimp out of the sky. It’s the only way to be sure.

Zaxares.5419:

This Wintersday I, Ploop the Didactic, will be giving away free copies of my latest bestseller, “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria(1)” at special signings held in all major cities throughout Tyria! Don’t miss your chance to get your filthy paws on one of the greatest literary works ever to be produced, and (with dedicated study) raise your intellectual standards to near-compatibility with your Asuran peers!

(1) “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria” utilises proprietary instantaneous ocular-cerebral data transfer algorithms. Side-effects may include headaches, nausea, blurred vision, vertigo, a temporary or permanent comatose state, and in the case of Charr and Norn users, uncontrollable drooling, prolonged flatulence and halitosis. Ploop the Didactic accepts no responsibility for any undesired effects experienced by non-Asuran users of “Ploop’s Grande Bestiary – A Comprehensive Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Greater Tyria”.

LMAO!!!

Jingle bookah, jingle bookah, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to trick the bookahs on Wintersday! Hey!

It would seem that the genius of Toymaker Tixx is so great that it can’t be comprehended by the lowly Asura.

He’ll always be welcome in Divinity’s reach, he brings much joy and happiness to the people. Even in these dark times. We will greet him with open arms. Yet we must always remain vigilant. Be it against centaur, dragon or runaway human eating Golem named “mr. huggels”.

Pirlipat.2479:

You are kinda mistaken: Toymaker Tixx doesn’t make presents FOR bookah, he is making presents OF bookah. xDDD

are you trying to make a refrence of the fact that golemancy and necromancy walk hand in hand, because i made that connection and got a good laugh out of it.

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Now stand still and hush so I can sit on you and fix my bootlace!

On the second day of Wintersday my true love gave to me, two crispy asura ears, and a greatsaw to cut down all the sylvari…