Guild Wars 2

I repeat: Rudolph is down! Rudolph is down!

Santa unable to deliver presents without the guide of Rudolph’s red nose!

Children everywhere are devastated!

Nooooooooooo!!!!

I admit, I did it.

Sorry, he looked pretty sick. I did the nice thing and put him out of his misery!

Rudolph? Christmas? Who and/or what’s that?

I thought Tixx had already arrived in Lion’s Arch with his Infinirarium, to bring in Wintersday?

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Rudolph? Christmas? Who and/or what’s that?

I thought Tixx had already arrived in Lion’s Arch with his Infinirarium, to bring in Wintersday?

Christmas, not Wintersday. It seemed as though Rudolph was playing gw2 before his stressful job, got sucked into the game with some loose magic, and was killed. Don’t worry, I’m sure the Dev Team can just bring him back.

You know that makes me want more unusual rare spawns…

Light armour and a Greatsword?

Mesmers killed rudolph, nerf Mesmer.

Eep! My secret’s out! Honestly I was running along and I found him like this …. Looks like he fell from the sky and took a nosedive into the ground. Poor Rudolph!

“It was the other reindeer I tells ya”
“And it all started when they wouldn’t let poor Rudolf play in their reindeer games”.
“One thing led to another with Santa finally having to put the old boy down:”

Eye witness elf, reporting from the scene on this horrendous event…
Now back to amber and the weather…

Edit: Feel free to replace the word “Santa” with “Tixx” and the word “elf” with “Azura”.

Merry Christmas one and all…

Edit 2: Feel free to replace the phrase “Merry Christmas” with the phrase “Happy Wintersday”

You can’t see his nose, how would you know that is Rudolph unless you committed the heinous act! Murderer!

Why are you taking pictures when you could be giving him emergency CPR?

Well last I heard he had been flying over JQBL when it happened. Gasp!

I bet it was FOO who shot him down then.

I am also puzzled by this strange thing that people are referring to. What was it, a chris-mast? Sounds like a ship designed for having parties. What a silly name! I’ll stick with my traditional Wintersday, thank you. If only the gods would battle for favour as our tales say they once did… that must have been such a grand time!

Well the best meat cuts come from the hind quarters so lets not let anything go to waste here * grabs butcher knife *

Umm…..Reindeer jerky

It was supposed to be ‘took an arrow to the knee’ prank, but the reindeer’s head was in the way when it lowered it head to munch on some brightly colored shrooms on the ground…. sorry…