Guild Wars 2

I just witnessed a massacre. It’s amazing just how a group of toys can kill in a matter of seconds even the most annoying Risen.
Seriously, these toys are to be feared more than the most vicious creature on Tyria.

Yeah, the toys are brutal, evil little things.

Maybe final event will be a giant toy dragon that could crush Jormag himself.

LOL the toys are kind of frightening.

I’m starting to think I was wrong about this being an Asuran plan to spread goodwill. Now I think it’s an Asuran plan to let berserkers loose all throughout Tyria to clear other species out.

Maybe the “Toypocalypse” isn’t an exaggerated name after all?

Image waves of these things all coming against us…

VOLKON.1290:

Maybe the “Toypocalypse” isn’t an exaggerated name after all?

Image waves of these things all coming against us…

I would literally kitten my pants. I’m a thief built to take on groups in PvE. I’ve never had a problem with 8 or so at the same time, but these things just outright murder me. Even is I throw my stealth bubble down, their AoE just takes me out. I’ve only been able to take the entire group out maybe 4 or 5 times in a level 80 zone.

I still havent seen any of these so called toys in orr, been all over there yesterday, and they just dont exist, do i have to do something for them to appear or something?

karma.8763:

I still havent seen any of these so called toys in orr, been all over there yesterday, and they just dont exist, do i have to do something for them to appear or something?

They don’t appear in Orr. There is no joy in Orr. Tixx is skipping it altogether.

Hahahah, oh my, it’s just brilliant, so fun, “it’s fun to be a princess!”

The real test:

Toys vs Deer.

These toys are the devil. xD Here is an interesting theory that I over heard a player say, I do not know if its been posted on here though.

Tixx is evil, all of these “malfunctioning” turrets and toys are just his way of testing to ensure he can control them. So far, Toxx has malfunctioned in 2/2 towns which could suggest he is trying to perfect her killing capability.

Perhaps the Toypacalpse is merely a way for a sadistic asuran to try and take over the world.

I was kinda hoping that the destroying of Tixx’ model town would only be available on the final day where you get the achievement and an additional boss in the form of Tixx…. I mean I’m not completely convinced that Tixx is a good guy, when you’re spray painting Skritt and turning them into toys… something is wrong there.

Not to mention going behind the scenes at the small town and discovering ASURA SIZED wrapped pressies….

Now that’s something to think about. Yesterday after spray painting a skritt he said something like, “We were lied to”. Paraphrasing of course but what could it mean?

And thus the conspiracy has started! xD

So why did we have to do the whole bring-the-pacts together thing to build an army to defeat Zhaitan? All we had to do was give Tixx a call.

These toys are brutal, tried to open up a present in an 70+ zone. The princess walked all over me.

Tixx, he can make an army and concur the world or is that Toxx.

PS: Toxx’s is the evil one, go talk to her.

karma.8763:

I still havent seen any of these so called toys in orr, been all over there yesterday, and they just dont exist, do i have to do something for them to appear or something?

Not in Orr. But they fight Risen in Bloodtide Coast.

His airship can crush any Pact ones, even the one you ride at the last scene of Arah story mode.

Funny. Just today i thought that these dolls r actually creepy. Evil little things.

Ive killed everything from bugs to dragons, but these dolls are destroying me lol.

i hope they add a toy-infested zone. Tyria needs some kind of zone full of these malfunctioning toys. make sure it’s a zone, and NOT a dungeon.

thank you.

I’d like to point out that Toxx is GLaDOS.

I thought the Toy Ventari were ridiculous… changed my weapons and tactics and learned to take them out, with some risk.

Then I encountered the Princesses. ::shudder::

I hv witnessed these ghastly Princess doll who made short work of branded & Ascalon ghosts at Blazeridge Steppes. I WILL never touch a gift if I’m alone in the area.

In one of the Norn zones I got a group of princess dolls to take on a champion Svanir.

He took one of them out before getting killed by them with no help from anybody else.

Anesthesia.2475:

I’d like to point out that Toxx is GLaDOS.

Yep, tomorrow’s stop she’ll start releasing deadly neurotoxin, and the day after that she’ll start dropping personality cores. Once she shows up above LA, Chell will too.

*proceed to write strange story crossing GW2 and Portal 2

Toast.6459:

Anesthesia.2475:

I’d like to point out that Toxx is GLaDOS.

Yep, tomorrow’s stop she’ll start releasing deadly neurotoxin, and the day after that she’ll start dropping personality cores. Once she shows up above LA, Chell will too.

*proceed to write strange story crossing GW2 and Portal 2

The Wintersday log cake is a lie?

loneknight.8425:

Toast.6459:

Anesthesia.2475:

I’d like to point out that Toxx is GLaDOS.

Yep, tomorrow’s stop she’ll start releasing deadly neurotoxin, and the day after that she’ll start dropping personality cores. Once she shows up above LA, Chell will too.

*proceed to write strange story crossing GW2 and Portal 2

The Wintersday log cake is a lie?

The fruitcakes a lie!

Does GW2 have those? Dunno, I still stand by this statement

Toast.6459:

Anesthesia.2475:

I’d like to point out that Toxx is GLaDOS.

Yep, tomorrow’s stop she’ll start releasing deadly neurotoxin, and the day after that she’ll start dropping personality cores. Once she shows up above LA, Chell will too.

*proceed to write strange story crossing GW2 and Portal 2

They should replace the turret model too. It is strange for using a seed turret rather than an asuran model. Also they should speak.