Last year I submitted these parodies based on the Wintersday Jumping Puzzle for your amusement. I am reposting them here since the old post is now an archive. I hope they make your Wintersday more FUN.
Frosty the Snow Globe.(sung the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Frosty the Snow Globe was a jumpy happy goal,
With a melting snowflake and a snow boulder
And some presents that’ll explode.
Frosty the Snow Globe is fairly hard, they say,
It was made of snow but the children know
How it steals your soul each play.
There must have been some magic in that
that last try I just made.
For when I made it to the box
I began to shout “hooray”.
O, Frosty the Snow Globe
Was a pain as it could be,
And the children say you could jump
And pray just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
I just fell into Snow
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at that Jumper Go.
Frosty the Snow Globe knew
The sun was hot that day,
So its said, “Let’s run n jump
We’ll have some fun
Before the snowflakes melt away.”
Down to the Big box,
With a present in your hand,
Running here and there and
Jumping in the air saying,
Please land on this if I can.
You’re led down the snowflake path
Right to the Peppermint Drops.
And you can only pause a moment or
Your heart will have to"Stop!"
For Frosty the snow globe
You have to hurry on your way,
But when it goes goodbye,
“Don’t you cry,
It’ll be back again some day.”
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
I just fell into Snow
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at that Jumper Go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
The presents are gonna Explode!
Jumping in a Winter Wonderland.(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Snow-flakes melt, there’s no missin
Jumps are true, what ya wishing.
A slippery flight
Across the snow globe tonight
Jumping in a winter wonderland
Go away other players
Here in my way, multi layers
Blocking my scene
You know what I mean
Jumping in a winter wonderland
In the middle we can find presents
That explode when you come around
If you can jump fast
That’s the plan
But you can’t stand to long
Cause you’ll fall n hit the ground
Later on, we’ll tire
From missing jumps up higher
To face plant I’m afraid
Is the only reward I’ve made
Jumping in a winter wonderland
Also in the middle there’s a snow boulder
You can try to go around
If you don’t get on the peppermint
Your butt is gonna get knocked down
When you make it, ain’t it thrilling
By a hair into the box be spilling
We’ll jump and play, the Arenanet way
Jumping in a winter wonderland
