Guild Wars 2

I love this with all of my heart.

Beautifully done, bravo! You summed up the whole forum Scarlet kerfluffle in a few verses that suit the season.

my favorite bit is “runt”, we all know what you meant, but nice job keeping the rhyme scheme.

A Massive Headache.1879:

my favorite bit is “runt”, we all know what you meant, but nice job keeping the rhyme scheme.

Love it. Hahaha I didn’t think of that till you said it. +90000

This is a beautiful thing <3 warms my heart. Lovely rhymes AND informative on Sylvari firstborn lore. Such talent. Very song. Wow.

…Y’know, at least ANet’s got me excited to take the “runt” down. That’ll be a very satisfying Living Story moment for me.

kimeekat.2548:

This is a beautiful thing <3 warms my heart. Lovely rhymes AND informative on Sylvari firstborn lore. Such talent. Very song. Wow.

…Y’know, at least ANet’s got me excited to take the “runt” down. That’ll be a very satisfying Living Story moment for me.

I thank you for your kind words. =)

I, as well, will be thrilled to cook up a zucchini lasagna from the remnants of her broken and withered corpse.

Scarlet’s living story is finally coming to an end. She will go into the wintersday JP and fall to death :P

This is gold!
My favorite bit:

Elbegast.6970:

All of the other Firstborn
Used to laugh and call her ‘runt’
They never let poor Scarlet
Join in any Wyld Hunts

ELOHEL

When we finally get to kill Scarlett she will drop a Gift of Wood.

Calling it!

Well, that or a stack of ruined logs…

Brizna.5612:

Scarlet’s living story is finally coming to an end. She will go into the wintersday JP and fall to death :P

lol speaking of JP and holiday songs did yall see my post?

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/livingworld/wintersday2013/Jumping-Puzzle-Parody-Holiday-Songs/first#post3317266

Great job btw to Elbegast.

Well done Elbegast.

Elbegast.6970:

You know the Firstborn Caithe
The Pale Tree and Trahearne
Faolain, Aife, Malomedies and Cadeyrn
But do you recall
The most infamous Sylvari of all?

Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would drop your sword and run

All of the other Firstborn
Used to laugh and call her ‘runt’
They never let poor Scarlet
Join in any Wyld Hunts

Then one misty winters eve,
Omadd came to say:
“Scarlet, with your brain so bright,
Won’t you learn some stuff tonight?”

Then how the forums loathed her
As they shouted out in dread:
“Scarlet, the red-head Sylvari,
we wish that you were dead!”

Now that we just sigh in WvW when the message flashes that she’s somewhere in the world – Scarlet needs a reason to be – since players are not going to the events enough to even stop half of the mobs and that makes the whole event suffer for all.
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Scarlet is important, I get that, but now she’s just a cipher like Teq and others who can’t keep our collective attention because other players won’t go any longer.
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When is the Scarlet story going to be ‘told’ so we can get on with bigger groups of people who can do these world-jumping-all-over-the-map events?