Guild Wars 2

My guild had a riddle event, and I’m here to share the Guild Wars 2-related riddles. Some might sound similar to what you’ve heard before, but I came up with these myself.

Riddles

Why did the moa eat the orange?
-It was feeling peckish.

What do you call an owl escape artist?
-Hoo-dini.

What do quaggans eat?
-FoooOOOoooOOd

What do Kodans call their parents?
-Maw and paw.

What did the guardian say when it was time to dance?
-Hammer time.

What color looks bad on the sylvari?
-Scarlet

What did the smiley gain when he defeated a monster?
-XP

An asura and norn meet at a bar. What did the asura say to the norn?
-High.

What did the charr prevent by stopping the bomb from exploding?
-A cat-astrophe.

What do sylvari ride when it gets dark?
-Nightmares.

Why is fire hard to reach and hard to catch?
-Because fireflies.

What do you call a water ele with a foot fetish?
-Heel-er.

What wakes up clucking?
-Risen chicken.

Who are the most colorful race?
-Hue-mans.

How would you describe a cat-o-nator with full battery?
-Charr-ged.

What animal has big boobs?
-Rack-oon.

How many sylvari does it take to plant a garden?
-Tree.

What would the toughness guardian do after you have helped him?
-He would tank you.

How do black lion trading npcs communicate among themselves?
-With sell phones.

Which class is most anxious?
-Worrier, ele-mentalist, on guard-ian, or romancer.

Riddles with inside jokes

How would Logan know that the door is secure?
-He would heaR yt lock.
(My guild ships Logan with Rytlock.)

What did the asura engineer say about his malfunctioning experimental robot?
-It’s unstable.
(Our asura engineer member gets frustrated at not having stability.)